A fellowship for new fathers who become brothers. Use hashtag #PatFrat or tweet us your new dad moments (or if you're seeking advice or support) and we'll RT!
Joined May 2017
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What do you call Ryan Reynolds after he has 3 kids?
Mini-Van Wilder
@VancityReynolds
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Hey @HamillHimself
It's my beautiful daughters 14th birthday today!
Our star wars baby!
How about a happy birthday?
#MayThe4thBeWithYou
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“Here’s another conversation card - describe what life in the future will be like?”
“Snakes.”@PaternityFrat #ToddlerLife #daddaughter
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Fact: Dads are the worst to shop for. If you’re looking for a Father’s Day gift that isn’t a tie may I recommend some of the funny books or products (coasters, candles, calendar) I’ve written with @thedad team and @TheJoelWillis shop.thedad.com
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I'm trying to get my toddler to go to sleep in his crib, he keeps sitting up and smiling at me and then farting. I don't know if I should be angry or proud. #dadlife @PaternityFrat
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My toddler has realized that to get out of anything all he needs to say is, “I’m poopin’.”
#dadlife @PaternityFrat
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Heavy eye-precipitation warning in effect.
thedad.com/the-rock-delivers…
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Don't mess with Moms... Just ask @LesleeOrantes or @badwolfacademy... Hell, or Dad's (@PaternityFrat), but especially Mom's.
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@PaternityFrat @MapleLeafs . #proudparentmoment..my 21 month old daughter just said #goleafsgo for 1st time. – at Kitchener, Ontario
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Saturday morning brought to you by @Hot_Wheels, @sesamestreet, @ThomasFriends and dinosaurs. #dadlife @PaternityFrat
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Urgent Care in Wildwood.
Dr: "you may have pink eye, have you been around anyone that is sick?"
Me: "my kid is in daycare"
Dr: "yep, that explains it"
#DadLife @PaternityFrat
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Joining the multiple kids club this winter! Any tips on how to survive, dads? #patfrat #dadlife #excited #bringit @PaternityFrat
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Just crying at Michael Buble's song "Forever Now". As a parent it hits home hard.
#Fatherhood #Parent #Parenting #NewDad @PaternityFrat
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"Mom, wherever you are, I need your help!!"
thedad.com/pack-of-wild-kids…
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My 1 year old starts day care in 2 days, how do I inform them that he can be a bit of a dick around nap time? @PaternityFrat #DadLife
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@SenecaParkZoo is there a plan to add a changing table to the men's room in the Rocky Coast exhibit or should dads use the existing one in the women's room? @PaternityFrat
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So, I guess you drink #Milk with your forehead now... Who new... @PaternityFrat #DadSquad #DadThings #DadLife #Brunch @LandOLakesInc @KempsCows #DairyFarmersEverywhereRejoice – at North St Paul, MN
