Stories from a Dad, a Husband, a Nerd & a Drinker of Potent Potables. | I weaponized punctuation & will not apologize | ADHD | Gaming Shenanigans: @Alpo_Gaming

Elsewhere, USA
Joined June 2011
So, Ep. 4 of @dungeonsanddads... Ron's pants just leaning against a wall is an amazing move.
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Ron doesn't have leg hair guys!!
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Ya know... Sometimes Dad Jokes are great. Just started @dungeonsanddads, ep1, Iodine joke, +50xp, but also, everyone else gets 1d4 psychic dmg, love it. Best explanation of a dad joke ever. #DadThings #DadJokes
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Hand shake or deep tongue, which is more of a greeting?
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And we all get another 1d4 psychic dmg. You fuckers. I love it. What a way to end an Ep. 😆😆❤️❤️
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Well thats a bummer... Been waiting all morning to buy some cards from @PokemonCenterUS and got blocked right when the queue timer got to zero... Guess thats what happens when you have to be at work during card drops...
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