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Berkshire
Joined January 2015
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5 reasons you should stop giving a f*ck: 1. Nobody’s thinking about you – they’re too busy worrying about themselves. 2. Your loudest critics are people you’d never take advice from. 3. In 100 years we’ll all be gone – none of this will matter. 4. Regret stings harder than failure – so take the shot. 5. Worrying won’t change the outcome – it just ruins the moment. Care less. Live more.
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Our time grows short. Light the fire. Kiss your wife hard on the mouth. Scratch the dog in the secret spot. Give your granny a squeeze. Crack a cold one. Time and tide wait for no man.
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You wake up. You have a cup of tea. You walk into an unknown landscape, toward the hearts of unknown people. You listen. You learn. You share. Repeat for 24,000 miles. The @outofedenwalk is now in #China. Watch the full 8-min film here: vimeo.com/723412594 @InsideNatGeo
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World's largest freshwater fish found in Mekong, scientists say bbc.in/3n0Mwov
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, he catches all the fish at your secret fishing spot and steals your wife. There’s a lesson in that.
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Christ alive man. The messages about how people don't like wearing masks. None of us do, you tiresome bellends. It's not like the rest of us are dancing down the fucking street about it.
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Turn your volume up & Keep watching...mega atmosphere caught perfectly on my phone👌 #lightening #storm #carpfishing
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June 17th ⚽️ is back.
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Night Fishing is allowed. We are delighted to announce that the Government's  statement means that we now have clarification that night fishing is allowed under new Covid-19 rules published today. Government guidelines could change quickly so we must all act responsibly.
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Ahead of #VEDay75 the Armed Forces came together on the @nationaltrust White Cliffs of Dover to display their gratitude to the Second World War Generation. 👇📽️A Lone Piper from the @scots_guards played whilst two @RAFBBMF Spitfires performed a flypast overhead.
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How to medical
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Great work by@Reuters on the missed opportunities in the UK’s response to Covid19. Lessons for many governments here. reut.rs/2Rk3sa7
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"We're facing a man-made disaster of global scale... time is running out" - Sir David Attenborough issues warning at UN Climate Conference #COP24 in Poland bbc.in/2Pd3yfP
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Rule change after 'record-breaking' carp was hand bred then placed in lake to be captured telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02…
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Stop messing with my head.
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Consternation please, Rachel: a visual history of hilariously awkward words on Countdown telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filt…
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TRUMP, when will you understand that I am not paying for that fucken wall. Be clear with US tax payers. They will pay for it.
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RT if you want to be sent our podcast predicting the Premier League betting for tomorrow.
Documented colours used for 16th century fabrics included; Puke, Gooseturd, Dead Spaniard, Dying Monkey, Ape’s Laugh & Lustie-Gallant.
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