Woodshop.

If you got bacon, you got friends.

Bacon will be served on Laotian French bread that was smuggled across the border in a longtail boat.

Let's ride.

First gate I ever built for a goat pen a decade ago still swings perfect.

MEOW TONG of the Gold clan.

It's snowing.

Grilled banana split.

Big Buddha day. Fire breathing naga's [5 headed snake dragons] will erupt from the depths of the Mekong River at night and fireworks tents magically pop up today. And they'll sell the good stuff.

Coffee will be served on the lanai. In the rain.

I'm out.

I am immobilized.

Pro Tip: if you meet a Thai girl that likes tall boys, strap in.

You are going to be huge.

Water for trees makes you happy, you shall have water for trees.

Crush some beers and make the 2-stroke sing.

She walks through the cornfields down by the river, her hair shone like gold in the hot Isaan sun.

We're outdoor types.

This chicken was a thief.

There can be only one Highlander.