@Patbuck1995

he/him my ambition is to be that old guy you see in the pub one day who's pretty cool but always slightly drunk

 cleobury
Joined May 2013
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I'm on bluesky now i guess because everyone interesting has left, name Ziplock1995. I won't post much there either
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Being on this website should quickly disabuse you of this notion
Mads
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autists are immune to propaganda
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Isabel Oakeshott
@IsabelOakeshottAug 14
Lefties furious at stunning result for @Nigel_Farage who outmanoeuvred them again by denying them the opportunity to stage stupid stunts at the count. They look extraordinarily foolish today.
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Tom Mills@ta_millsAug 5
Marxism isn't some rigid political dogma. Its a powerful set of intellectual tools for criticising films and music you don't like.
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saw the odyssey last night. great movie but all I could focus on was everyone’s race and gender
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Isaac@Isaura_EzJul 26
An excuse to post one of my favorite TikTok’s
Val@VK_HMJul 26
I’ve never seen a joke in any superhero movie as good as the Joker’s magic trick in the Dark Knight.
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Godzilla was supposed to represent the nuclear bombs used in World War II. Godzilla vs Kong represents what if we nuked a big gorilla
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Benny Feldman@FeldfrogMay 5
Dude, it’s just a comedy show. Sure, we were saying deeply cruel things without a trace of irony. But don’t worry, it was on stage
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romeo.📸@LukeRomeoFeb 27
Replying to @Nigel_Farage @SkyNews
Cry more you fucking incel
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wint
@dril28 Jul 2025
been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
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How it feels watching people who get Christmas to New Year off.
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I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s
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#AccidentalPartridge

Liz Truss' hole

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I turn 30 in 4 days, and got ID'd on the way to work, hell yeah, either i look young or that shop assistant was bliiiiiind
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Keir Starmer did what anyone would do. He appointed a friend of the world’s most famous paedophile, whose entire career has been dogged by scandal, to the UK’s most prestigious ambassadorial position. It could have happened to anyone.
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Mad Michael 🇵🇸@watchayakan2 Aug 2025
This makes me wonder, what are the most widely recognizable quotes from 21st century film?
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the Horus heresy books are a cool experiment in longform prose storytelling undone by how some of the writers are pretty good and some you're legitimately unsure if they know where the commas in sentences are supposed to go. And they keep having to follow on from one another
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"But Black Dynamite..."
ppigg
@s4m31p4n25 Jul 2025
Wearing headphones in public just makes you look like an autistic person with sensory problems
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Singer in the pub begun singing Creep by Radiohead, mum turns to me and says "This song reminds me of you!" Cheers mum
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Kenmure Street. Four years ago. No strangers in sight.
Lou Calvey@LouCalvey13 May 2024
‘These are our neighbours, let them go’ 13th May, three years ago, Kenmure Street. Happy Kenmure Day 🧡✊
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Kinda glad my mum quit twitter so now i can openly joke about how the night ended in my and a college shirtless and fistfighting in the cleobury wells
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I defeated him with words
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