@ark_press author of The Pickle Factory: A Tall Tale of the CIA

Joined March 2026
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The Cipher Brief (@thecipherbrief) on π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺: β€œThere are certainly parts of the novel that will strike home with former Agency officers.” @paperbackrighta
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...any secret hidden messages.
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The Cipher Brief (@thecipherbrief) on π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺: β€œ[Oyken] hits the nail on the head: β€˜Once in a while someone who wants to improve things gives upper management a try, but eventually the bureaucracy either co-opts or crushes them.’” @paperbackrighta
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The Center for Security Policy (which helped sponsor our π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺 Washington launch event) posts J. Michael Waller's great Review of the book. Hardcovers still available direct from Ark.press! centerforsecuritypolicy.org/…
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The Cipher Brief (@thecipherbrief) on π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺: β€œ[Oyken’s style] reminded this reviewer a bit of Kurt Vonnegut in several of his novels, most particularly 𝘚𝘭𝘒𝘢𝘨𝘩𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘦-𝘍π˜ͺ𝘷𝘦, and of Joseph Heller’s 𝘊𝘒𝘡𝘀𝘩-22.” @paperbackrighta
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Excellent review of π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺 in the 𝘞𝘒𝘴𝘩π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨𝘡𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦 π˜‰π˜¦π˜’π˜€π˜°π˜―. Money: "A collection of faux news articles about agency blunders and a joke regarding a cut scene from the Tom Hanks movie 𝘊𝘒𝘴𝘡 𝘈𝘸𝘒𝘺 should elicit snorts, snickers, or even out-loud laughter." We couldn't agree more. @PaperbackRighta @FreeBeacon
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Lt. Col. Donovan personally led the assaulting wave in an attack upon a very strongly organized position, and when our troops were suffering heavy casualties, he encouraged all near him by his example; moving among his men in exposed positions, reorganizing decimated platoons, and accompanying them forward in attacks. When he was wounded in the leg by machine gun bullets, he refused to be evacuated and continued with his unit until it withdrew to a less exposed position. Medal of Honor Citation for Lt. Col. William J. Donovan, USA 165th Infantry Regiment, 42nd Division Near Landres-et-Saint-Georges, France October 14-15, 1918
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺 Pickle Factory is still churning out Pickle Factories direct from Ark! ark.press/blogs/news/the-pic…
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The Cipher Brief (@thecipherbrief) on π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺: β€œπ˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺 is a brilliant and biting work of satire written by someone who has an insider’s eye for the decay that comes to organizations that have lost their mission focus.” @paperbackrighta
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Replying to @PaperbackRighta
@PaperbackRighta Why can’t I get your book in hard or soft cover? I’m listening on Audible, but all the lovely palindromes! I need to seem them in print!
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We had our suspicions . . . Get The Pickle Factory and find out! Get it here: ark.press/products/the-pickl… (YES, the hardcover is available for shipping NOW from Ark Press) @schlickw @probablyinvited @PaperbackRighta
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Excellent review of π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺 in the 𝘞𝘒𝘴𝘩π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨𝘡𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦 π˜‰π˜¦π˜’π˜€π˜°π˜―. Money: "Oyken also sources steady streams of lunacy in silly job titles . . . in agency mafias such as the Mormon Mafia and the Irish Catholic Mafia . . . and in the numerous 'Funny Names' which include Ebenezer Z. MYPLACEORYOURS, Jesus H. KRYSTE, and the redoubtable Helga Q. FLYSPECK, who has 'the eyes of a disgruntled black mamba.'" We couldn't agree more. @PaperbackRighta @FreeBeacon
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Excellent review of π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺 in the 𝘞𝘒𝘴𝘩π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨𝘡𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦 π˜‰π˜¦π˜’π˜€π˜°π˜―. Money: "We also get a good dose of Pynchonesque intricacies and absurdities, Kafkaesque bureaucratic irrationality, and Rabelaisian rambunctiousness (the great French writer is even quoted at length). Much of the humor, however, is Oyken's own." We couldn't agree more. @PaperbackRighta @FreeBeacon
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Yesterday I finished six weeks of teaching Homer’s Odyssey to some very bright freshmen using @DAMendelsohnNYC’s translation, and I have to say it was exhilarating. Basically all said they preferred Mendelsohn to Fagles, whose Iliad they read. I did not expect this, to be honest, but it came to make sense. What struck me this time was the forthrightness of the Mendelsohn version: the remarkable inventiveness that shows off, not Mendelsohn’s own eloquence, but that of the original. If you read Greek you can feel Homer just under the surface of the English, and the students could trust that much of the clever detail they discovered in English was true to the Greek (pretty much every time we checked, it was). Excellent notes too. Also fwiw I started out yesterday choking up over the reunion with Penelope, and ended up an emotional mess over the walk with Laertes through the orchard. What a great poem. press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books…
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As expected, CIA rodents go to Washington Post & hide behind anonymity to trash the author of a NOVEL about self-serving corruption infesting headquarters. CIA fought for years to prevent β€˜The Pickle Factory’ from getting published. We all know why.
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β€œSam R. OYKEN, or whatever his real name is, does to the CIA what Joseph Heller did to the Army Air Forces in Catch-22. Outsiders won’t believe it.” β€”Col. Grant Newsham The Pickle Factory: A Tall Tale of the CIA. Bureaucratic absurdity with a security clearance. Get The Pickle Factory! ark.press/products/the-pickl…
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Sam R OYKEN retweeted
Excellent review of π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜—π˜ͺ𝘀𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘒𝘀𝘡𝘰𝘳𝘺 in the 𝘞𝘒𝘴𝘩π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨𝘡𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦 π˜‰π˜¦π˜’π˜€π˜°π˜―. Money: ". . . despite its fictional front and no end of farcical exploits, it is clear the novel contains many pertinent truths." We couldn't agree more. @PaperbackRighta @FreeBeacon
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I can’t help but wonder if this could eventually turn into a RICO case with additional charges and potentially more people being charged. With the amount of money involved, the alleged fake programs, the number of transactions, and the other parties connected to the scheme, it seems like there could be much more to this story than what we know right now..
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