not trying to get a laugh, not trying to make anyone have the worst day at their job

Joined September 2016
I finally did it! I wrote about how the lack of recognition I've gotten over the years on this platform makes me sad. I don't care if you think that's embarrassing! You're embarrassing! I also recapped my morning of good tweets. :) bit.ly/3u4KH1j
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Not wrong, just early!
Replying to @ChicagoBears
@ChicagoBears HC Matt Nagy will be fired after the #Thanksgiving game against the @lions. Bears fans rejoice! #DaBears #NFL #MattNagy
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Thomas Brown interim GM next
Thomas Brown will be the interim coach.
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Two weeks ago, the Packers ranked 27th in the NFL in red zone offense. Since then, they’ve scored touchdowns on nine straight drives into the red zone, the longest active streak in the NFL and tied for the second-longest streak by any team this season, per @ESPNStatsInfo
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Refs setting the tone tonight in a way these teams could only dream of.
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I was told this was Joe Barry’s fault
The Packers rushed three and Colby Wooden dropped into coverage on that fourth-and-4 conversion, so Tua Tagovailoa sailed the pass right over his head. No one was even remotely close to Jaylen Waddle.
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So am I, just from watching this offense.
Bears RB Roschon Johnson is being evaluated for a concussion.
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Mute, block, etc.
Hot take: Rather the Packers play indoors. #BuildTheRoof
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How FF7R characters would respond to a "buy me pads" text. Thread 🧵🧵🧵
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My brother Alex English is wrong.
On Altitude, Alex English just said Nikola Jokić is making a case to be considered the greatest player of all time. Not the greatest Nugget. The greatest player. Said he’s at a position (center) that isn’t often recognized when it comes to that conversation.
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The Chargers have two awful uniform concepts that are so bad that too much of one makes everyone romanticize the other.
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You can now catch me on Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/chrisbhayne…
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Surely hooking in a critical mass of fired NFL people will break the toxic cycle the Jets have cooked up for themselves.
With the @The33rdTeamFB now advising the Jets on their next general manager and head coaching hires, here is a look at the list of GM candidates that the 33rd Team recently released: the33rdteam.com/5-general-ma…
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If the Packers get the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, they’re going to get a 3-score lead and blow it and lose the game.
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Xavier McKinney's seventh INT turns into Josh Jacobs' second rushing TD of the day. Not a bad free agency.
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Unfortunately the entire half is now defined by that drop. Just absolutely massive. Feels like they already have the ball on the 35 in this first drive of the second half. Need a strong response or it’s going to be one of those days.
Choosing to not let Watson’s failure get in the way of my Josh Jacobs appreciation. Guy is a beast and I feel he’ll only be more important the colder it gets. Natural Packer. Keep those legs churning in the second half.
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I might be out on Watson. No excuse for that.
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The Packers have gotten a 3-score lead 33 times under LaFleur. Have outscored the opponent in just 6 of those 33 games over the remainder of the game.
The Packers after getting a three-score lead in the Matt LaFleur era (including playoffs): -Outscored 398-283 -Have a record* of 6-19-8 -Have never lost the game 😖😐🤷🏼‍♂️ * - based on who outscores whom over the rest of that game
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The Packers after getting a three-score lead in the Matt LaFleur era (including playoffs): -Outscored 398-283 -Have a record* of 6-19-8 -Have never lost the game 😖😐🤷🏼‍♂️ * - based on who outscores whom over the rest of that game
#Packers coach Matt LaFleur says it's a "gut feeling" for him on whether to defer or receive after winning opening coin toss. Started receiving more at midway point of last season, and continues to go that route: "I think there's something to just getting a lead."
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