Unofficial ombudsman of the prediction market industry.

Joined December 2025
Prediction Watch retweeted
October 2026 El Clasico
"There's our little market maker! Why dont you come down and tells us all how much you made on the football game tonight!"
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Justice for live market makers without API access
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Prediction Watch retweeted
Watching market makers that use Optic Odds f up the game order in today’s double header and quote the wrong games.
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This is a lot of points! And touchdown scorers! And yards!
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Fuck you, seriously. A material piece of those credits likely came from us, because unlike your dogshit operation, we actually have humans monitoring our technology, and also unlike you, our humans understand the markets they play in. No crying in the casino.
Update: Kalshi has canceled the trades and compensated us for this loss as a long, glorious list of $1000 credits
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Retail MLB bettors 8/21-8/23
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I appreciate the shamelessness of requesting the same trade concurrently from four ID's... fuck off
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To the rfq MM’s who endured a brutal week now dumping Mexico at an arb – I see you, I hear you, I am not one of you
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2+ BTTS 2+ 2+ BTTS 2+ BTTS BTTS
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Gonna need the US to be less good or give up no goals
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Let’s not let the Kalshi slander detract us from the true source of corruption in gambling: Victor Rocha & the tribes
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Wait until @mattkalish finds out that Kalshi solicits mention markets strikes from its sharpest customers, creating structural adverse selection, and then uses their input in settling disputes over the strikes they chose
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Prediction Watch retweeted
Except you can’t get addicted to pharma
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Prediction Watch retweeted
Exclusive from @citrini x @hntrbrkmedia: A fishing vessel is ablaze in the Persian Gulf just off the Strait of Hormuz.
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Death to unnecessarily complicated pagination
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If I had a nickel for every time I failed to properly map a “no” I’d have a lot of fucking nickels
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Would be dope if Kalshi websocket events were actually received <1s from creation as the Lord intended
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Prediction Watch retweeted
SAD!
Replying to @robpizzola
I’m of the opinion no one should ever buy a gift for another human unless it’s significant other, parent or sibling. Humans don’t agree with my take
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Pretty obvious a lobbying group is working behind the scenes when the ubiquitous “prediction market” branding is replaced with “predictive markets” in every AG tweet/reference
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