This whole war has gone to the dogs, who's taking bets on which of us stabs which in the back first out of boredom?

Well at least one of us is having fun. Heres mine: - Watching your lack of people skills drive off all the talent - Watching you suck up to the leadership in TEST who've always talked trash about us - Watching whats left of our reputation wither and die on the vine

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Low powered citadels across New Eden breathed a sigh of relief.

Back when we were young and free.....and thinner. Definitely thinner.

And where exactly would that be? Asking for a friend.

@EliseRandolph I heard you talkin about Vegas, and was inspired youtu.be/PV-052YJ-Zs

My first thought: That office only has 3 people. My second thought: That one guy looks crazy happy while the other two look miserable. There's a sitcom in there waiting to be filmed.

Sea of Thieves? Sounds like the perfect reference for a shanty! Luckily I have one right here for you: youtube.com/watch?v=MEPWF0m-…

@EliseRandolph I know you thought i forgot: Prepare yourself, the version they'd play at Fabric youtube.com/watch?v=ErHFQ3r9…

@EliseRandolph Since Taylor hasn't come through yet we'll play a classic youtube.com/watch?v=TUyZ2yQv…

Here's a better question, I'm linking @EliseRandolph a sea shanty a week to better his life, I'm looking for suggestions. So, do you know any good sea shanties and if so can you link it to me for his weekly dose?

Please, in honor of Commander Jogyn, the greatest Fleet Commander the game has ever seen, it would have to be the FIST.

Once a week for the rest of your life. youtube.com/watch?v=KyQ_qZeO…

We were checking on the returns from our short squeeze. Obviously.

Hilmar never passes up a chance to talk about EVE to the media, so one might wonder what kind of hit piece you're working on that would make him avoid you like that.

Why start now?

Imagine being proud of fixing one third of the worst catastrophe in fake spaceship military history. We allied with the people that talked smack after they camped us in for 4 days, only to get camped in for 28 days with them at our side. Bad life choices. We make them.