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Being a good Dungeon Master is like professional wrestling:
1. You walk into each combat knowing you're technically the one supposed to lose
2. You still gotta put on a good show and sell it to the crowd
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Hey Dungeon Masters! Would you let your player use nimbleness this way in #DnD?
Idea borrowed from @MonkeyDM4 from tiktok.
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#TTRPG budget tips: want low cost dice, minis and battle maps for your game?
Pick up checker/chess/Yahtzee sets from your local dollar store / dollar general/ yard sales etc
Boards are square grids, checkers and chess pieces are miniatures and Yahtzee comes with so many D6
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Late night #TTRPG thought: we should expand session 0 safety discussions.
Don't stop at lines and veils. Talk about what pacing and difficulty expectations you all have. Everyone actually enjoying their gameplay experience is a safety issue.
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Inspired by a conversation with our #dungeonmaster @kenny_rules this week.
Does YOUR GM get impatient when you take your turn?
(Love you Kenny )
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You too can have the success of CR, TAZ and D20. You just need
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They'll remember:
- the OGL debacle
- DND beyond threatening to delete content people previously purchased when the new core rulebooks for 5e drop
- wotc using AI art, claiming they didn't now, and doing basically nothing to actually correct what happened
Paul, AKA BantaClause retweeted
Actually no I am not done bitching.
Hi everyone, The Magical Bard here, professional hater, back at it again with a thread ranting about how stupid this is and how anyone who says "oh good they fixed this" is a corporate simp and should be ashamed of themselves 🧵
Last week we released a Changelog detailing how players would experience the 2024 Core Rulebooks on D&D Beyond. We heard your feedback loud and clear and thank you for speaking up.
Read the full update here: spr.ly/6010mKf2Y

ALT Players who only have access to the 2014 Player’s Handbook will maintain their character options, spells, and magical items in their character sheets. Players with access to the 2024 and 2014 digital Player’s Handbooks can select from both sources when creating new characters. Players will not need to rely on Homebrew to use their 2014 player options, including spells and magic items, as recommended in previous changelogs.
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More #Olympics #DND math. Sam Watson climbed 15 meters (about 49 feet) in 4.75 seconds. That gives him a climb speed of 61 feet/round.
DND humans don't have a climb speed so their base climbing ability is 15 feet per round, 30 at a dash. Sam climbs 2x faster than normal humans
SAM WATSON IS DIFFERENT 😤
He broke HIS OWN WORLD RECORD to advance to the quarterfinals of men's speed climbing!
📺: @NBCOlympics & @peacock
#ParisOlympics
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Michael Phelps has a top swim speed of approximately 9.32 feet per second which is just over 55 feet per round in #DND
For comparison, a giant shark has a swim speed of 50. Michael Phelps is faster than a DND shark
Replying to @sogekingprotege
Respectfully I will now need all Olympian stats in dnd terms from now on
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Another creator presented this tweet as their own without crediting our page at all. Plagiarism is not okay
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So @Simone_Biles jumping approximately 7-8 feet above the ground (12 feet including her height) means we now know her strength score in #DND
A creature in DND5e has a vertical jump of 3 feet + strength mod. So since she jumped more than 7 feet, that's STR of 20 fam
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From now until we reach $100k anyone who purchases the bundle and sends me a screenshot of their receipt is entered to win a MTG Commander Deck courtesy of the amazing @TTRPGifs
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TTRPGs for Palestine via itch charity bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 640+ TTRPGs for you to discover for a $10+ donation to @MedicalAidPal
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Have you ever said "I want a sword and sorcery pbta #ttrpg but NOT dungeon world because that dev is SUPER problematic?"
Check out the Kickstarter for chasing adventure!
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Trailer for the show! Premiere Date 4/11/24! Link to spotify in the OP if you want to subscribe in advance!
Hey friends! I have a new #TTRPG podcast coming out soon called Blades in Paradise! Premiere 4/11/24?
Episode 0 / trailer should be on most podcatcher by tomorrow. But I have a Spotify link for anyone who wants to follow / subscribe early! Pls share!
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