Joined February 2016
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INNOCUOUSNESSES can be written with element symbols in more distinct ways than any other word (48)
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nipples showing thru the shirt has got to be the greatest thing invented since bush
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what substance do i have to abuse for this unbearable feeling of yearning and limerence to finally let go
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MOTHERFUCKER THAT'S WHAT THE SONG IS ABOUT
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after 6 times adjusting the subtitles delay issue IVE FINALLY SYNCED IT!!! #movietime
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Showing your skill at peak in front of your girl is something else
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Mi top 3 de miedos -Verla -No volver a verla -Verla con alguien más
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Replying to @justalexoki
It is the height of hubris to assume that the universe is bound to human perception.
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how it feels having a conversation with someone who also asks you questions back
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amazing timeline
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My first date with my now-wife was at CCD. The idiot that I am, I forgot my wallet. I didn’t have a smartphone to even use UPI, which had just started back then. She paid for it. The next one was a walking date. I apologized for what happened on the first date and tried to make it up to her by paying her back. She refused. By the third date, we knew this was going to turn into something beautiful. After 10 years, she still pays for our coffee dates. Glad she didn’t judge me on the first date.
first date and this guy asked me for a split, im icked so badly ugh, and then he’s asking for a second date?! bruh dont you get its game over as soon as you pull out your gpay scanner yuck
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our bodies could be skin on skin and I would still pull you closer
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Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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I think you’re all into the humiliation ritual of living like this. You all like to suffer and perform your suffering for the perpetual audience in your head and on your time line
situationship dropped a new banger
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ever since I was a child my dream was to become Invited to places regularly and enthusiastically
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Reminds me of that joke about how a physicist dies and goes to Heaven, upon which he asks God why He made the speed of light as arbitrary as 186,282 miles per second. “What do you mean?” God replies. “The speed of light is 1.”
meanwhile, over in physics land the fundamental unit of length is this monstrosity the universe does not care about your aesthetics
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imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives.
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fantasizing about freaky stuff such as holding hands through a walkable city
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always wondered how terms like 'i'm just a girl' or 'girl math' were damaging to women & now I understand why "idk what day it is🥺" "no idea where we are going🥺" "brain off when I'm with my man🥺" what r u flexing exactly? being a dumbass?
there trully no hope for women
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