Please Don’t Take Me Home is a podcast about the joy, misery and glorious absurdity of football fandom.

England, United Kingdom
Joined August 2024
This is dreamboat stuff from an ex-guest of ours.
Went to the Brentford Liverpool game on Sat. Headed the ball. LIFE COMPLETE. 'Av it
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Not many people can say they’ve written a cup final song for their team. Even less can say their team went on to win it. Listen to the whole episode here pod.link/1766951791
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Never meet your heroes, particularly when that hero is the legendary chatty man @IanWright0 and you’ve left your dog in a badly parked car. Check out the whole episode here, then like and subscribe! youtube.com/@PDTMHPod
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This week Doc Brown told us of his heartache at missing out on scoring at Selhurst Park due to @WayneRoutledge being too much of a pro! Click here for the full episode! pod.link/1766951791
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Where have all the baby Phils gone? Or Neils?
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This week @ChesneyHawkes told us about the time he tried his hardest to convince @_DeclanRice to stay at @WestHam - click here for the full episode! pod.link/1766951791
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Can @piershewitt get his revenge here over @jimdalycomedy ? How many Championship grounds have you been to?
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We’re sure @piershewitt v @ChesneyHawkes is a fixture that you’ve all been talking about. Fantasy Football really does bring us all together. Click here to watch our full episode youtube.com/@PDTMHPod
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This week we discussed the possible regret of @ChesneyHawkes for not naming one of his dogs after @WestHam legend Julian Dicks. Anyone named their pets after footballers? Click here to watch the full episode on YouTube. youtube.com/@PDTMHPod
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It’s @jimdalycomedy with a clean sweep over @piershewitt here - but then he does spend his life in the Premier League! How many Premier League grounds have you been to? Which ones are you missing?
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NEW EPISODE!! With the brilliant @ChesneyHawkes where we chatted loads about all things @WestHam , @TimmyMallett and calling your dog ‘Dicks’. Watch it here youtube.com/@PDTMHPod
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Celebrity meetings don’t come much weirder than this. Can anyone beat these? Listen to the full episode pod.link/1766951791
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Anyone else want to own up to not watching Mexico v England live? Click here for the full episode pod.link/1766951791
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Saturday 3pm
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When your mate’s been to Wembley too much…
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Couple of absolute whoppers in here.
It’s Dave Challinor’s birthday today. Former Tranmere Rovers defender and one-time world record holder for the longest ever football throw-in. At the turn of the century, there was nothing but chaos whenever he had the ball in his hands…
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Following on from our chat of bald footballers this week, here are a couple of classics, as featured in the best board game of all time. Did anyone play this?
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This week Piers showed off a @BTFC shirt from yesteryear, coupled with one of the worst sponsors ever. Is there a worse sponsor for a football shirt? Listen here pod.link/1766951791
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This week we welcomed back our podcasting brother @Woodythedrum to get to grips with the big footballing questions of the day. Who is the best bald footballer? Who have we missed? Click here for the full episode with Woody! pod.link/1766951791
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