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sounds like a lotta ~hoopla~

Joined November 2011
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Me doing my work mandated compliance training
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i turn 27 today and i keep telling people “it’s my last cube for a while…” and they don’t seem to think it’s as big a deal as i do
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Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end
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Tried to make a friendly comment about how I liked my neighbor’s very autumnal outfit, but I swerved too hard into friendliness, soared past over-familiarity, and landed on the arguably hostile “well if it isn’t Mr. Fall”
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HERE WE GO! A "Severe" G4 geomagnetic storm is in the forecast Thursday night. This is quite the rare event and has at least a shot at reaching G5 levels. These events are like snowflakes, no two are the same. With that in mind, the below map is a loose representation of what G4 storms are capable of from a viewing perspective. More to come!
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There have been a lot of rookies since 1997.
Caitlin Clark pulls down the rebound to secure the first triple-double by a rookie in @WNBA history 👏 15 PTS 11 AST 10 REB
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i think about this constantly
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coach: show no mercy! show them that we’re killers! KILLERS!!! me (as pictured bottom center):
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The baby poets are our greatest. Remember when Nael, age 6, wrote once of the best poems of the 21 century?
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“That isn’t canon” Who’s gonna stop me. You? I’m shipping things your smooth little brain cannot even comprehend. I am creating AUs so far removed from the original material that they are recognizable only to me. You fool. You insect. The canon is dead long live the fanon
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No one: Me at the crib: – at Normal, IL
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how are we in the same year as large boulder the size of a small boulder
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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Super unprofessional when ventriloquists argue with their puppets over which one of them is the dummy. Figure that shit out backstage.
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this thing makes a cool sound
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🎶 Hey there Delilah... a thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars 🎶 Guy That Just Waked 500 Miles and 500 More: they have what
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Is she insinuating that the angry fans (harmless teenagers) are too young to understand how business works, while upholding the idea that 14 year old Taylor Swift wasn’t ? Ok then !
Replying to @taylorswift13
One of the most toxic forms of feminism I’ve ever seen. Using angry fans who don’t know how business works to apply pressure to people who are under no contractual obligation to let you use what was SOLD to them. Once a 🐍. Always a 🐍 #TeamScooter
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"I don't use a mouse in Excel."
What would someone have to whisper in your ear for this to happen?
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