@ChrisStephensMD

I'm a TV writer and I’m also in a sketch group called Butt. @buttguys https://xitter.cf/t.co/n3jMr7q2R3

 Los Angeles
Joined February 2010
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ME: i saw a guy on the back of a van FRIEND: ...and? ME: that's it i guess
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Shane 🦧@TheMonkeyJungleOct 16
Don Draper’s always saying stuff like “people don’t buy bombs because they blow up. They buy them because they like feeling exploded”
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Tommy McNamara@TommyMcNamOct 16
My addition to the discourse
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Apropos of nothing, I’d like to point out that when poll after poll showed Democrats losing ground with Arab Americans by massive margins in 2024, the media did not read it as a signal that Democrats had lost their way but as a moral failing by Arab American voters themselves.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 14
CNN: New York US House polling (Among Jewish voters) 🟦2018: D+40 🟦2022: D+49 🟦2026: D+13 (36 pt swing to the GOP)
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I started my history channel to fight back against mass-produced AI “history” slop. 80k subscribers later, it’s my full-time job. Last week, an automated review demonetized it as "generic or repetitive." The irony is not lost on me. My viewers regularly tell me the channel has changed how they see the world. That's the opposite of generic. @TeamYouTube – your decision was wrong. Please have a human review my channel.
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(crawling through the desert in tattered rags) ......gamer......fuel.................gamer.......fuel...........
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YouTube ads are either a 15 second long one for Chili’s or they begin with a guy in a chair going “hello and welcome to my three hour conversation with Dr. David Picamente”
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Matt Lieb??@mattliebOct 6
My personal Zionism isn’t racist it all, it’s about peace and love and dignity for almost everyone.
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When Hank from Breaking Bad or the FBI agent neighbor on The Americans is the voice at the beginning that goes “previously on…” I’m like dude you’re not supposed to know this stuff!
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Patrick@audiohymnSep 18
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 18
BREAKING: Warren Buffett, 96, steps down as Berkshire Hathaway chairman, with his son Howard Buffett taking over the role.
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“The ehhhh feast is done!”
Buzz Crave
@BuzzCrave_Sep 17
Tom Holland has been cast as John F. Kennedy in a ‘J.F.K’ Biopic for A24. (Source: @DEADLINE)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tom Holland has not been cast as JFK in an A24 biopic. The account states it posts fake parody stories and no such announcement exists. x.com/DiscussingUsa/… deadline.com/2026/03/kenned… a24films.com/films
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Please watch Golden Axe on @paramountplus at your earliest convenience. I was lucky enough to get to write on it with an incredible group of folks, but perhaps most importantly the show contains what I can only assume is the very first parody of this video.
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Wow this must really be getting around if other planets are reporting on it
Guitar World@GuitarWorldSep 16
Ed Sheeran has been at the center of controversy after opening act Macklemore alleged that he was removed from Sheeran’s US Loop Tour over onstage comments about Palestine. Now, Sheeran’s own backing band, Beoga, has dropped out of the tour. guitarworld.com/artists/conc…
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NewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 14
Capitol Police Surround Mitch McConnell’s Washington Home
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Whistfully looking at this picture of my family while I’m deployed overseas
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samuel@gooofsterrSep 13
The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"
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Ben Shapiro watching Mars Attacks
Ben Shapiro
@benshapiroSep 11
If you were an alien who landed on Earth this morning, and you were reading the top headlines on the NYT's webpage, you would immediately assume that 9/11 was an attack on Muslims.
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar12 Sep 2025
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. It'll be an absolutely magnificent structure.
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Tilly Norwood acquiring the launch codes because she didn’t get cast in Focker-In-Law
Jacob Coxon
@hilbertspaessSep 9
I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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