Accountant, Waterman, Fisherman, Hunter. Outdoorsman. Where we account for the time value of life and the time value of money. Not financial advice.

Joined September 2023
The Outdoor Accountant retweeted
My annual 10/15 deadline anthem 🎶
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every accountant
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Please repost! We are considering selling our CPA firm for the right price. Please contact me by email at [email protected] if you have interest. Those with interest I will send more information. 2 Million in annual revenue. Over 40% of the work is bookkeeping and payroll. 3 owners. 2 considering stepping away after transition period and 3rd willing to stay for many years. Over the last 15 years the owners have taken on average 57% of the total revenue home.
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The Outdoor Accountant retweeted
Introducing tax season simulator all you have to do is survive until april 15th Good luck
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Prior tax professional was preparing an LLC for a rental property for $750. No planning. Told the client our fees were too high when they were looking to switch. We brought on the client for 10x that with a $7500 planning/advisory engagement. Found $185,000 in additional deductions the client didn't take for depreciation. PSA...being cheap doesn't necessarily save you money. In this instance, it cost him nearly 10x what he could have saved.
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Called the TaxPayer Advocate today. Their message said call back another day...
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A timeline of my firm’s minimum fee to prepare a personal tax return: 2020, firm launch: $449 2021: $600 2022: $800 2023: $1,000 2024, July: $1,800 2024, December: $1,500 2025, October: $2,000 Today: $2,000
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The Outdoor Accountant retweeted
That transparent background tho 💀
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trying to figure out how they got the prior year number
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Good morning! Checking in as you said you'd be able to circle back to this after the deadline? Hope you had a restful break 🙂
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Daydreaming of a retreat for accounting firm owners AND their families. Does this already exist?
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All extensions done by 4/13 in year two let’s go!!! If you’re looking to connect with a tax professional let me know!
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Replying to @ericvishria
if your CFO is updating excel, you need a new CFO
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Replying to @dvassallo
i’m a cpa with a masters in tax, 7 years of Big 4 experience. i would not trust any one tool to do my own taxes
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Replying to @FPasselli94
made $165k after 6 years in public, 1st gen w no connections. still think it’s the easiest way to a high paying career
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The Outdoor Accountant retweeted
Every person who was in my Deloitte starting class 7 years ago is currently employed and making $150k plus, many 200k+, all accountants/CPAs. Most people can’t explain what we do. Most think we are good at math.
There was once $100k accounting jobs. Accounting is now obsolete.
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My buddy overwithholds his W2 and gives the IRS a $5,000 interest-free loan every year Financially illiterate I got my withholding perfect. Extra $400/month in my pocket - went straight into Bitcoin I'm down 42% But the government never touched it Become ungovernable
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The Outdoor Accountant retweeted
Don't forget to sleep Get a treadmill for your desk Eat food that doesn't come in a box And remember the people you'll wish you'd spent more time with aren't the ones flooding your inbox
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The Outdoor Accountant retweeted
It's in the best interest of all accountants.. If more accountants get into making software 🫠
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Client walks in. 68 years old. $2.8M net worth. House is paid off. Worth $950K. She's living on $38K a year from Social Security. Tell me how that makes sense. She brings coupons to restaurants. Buys the cheapest everything. "I'm not taking money from my retirement accounts. I need that for emergencies." What emergency costs $2.8M? You're denying yourself basic comforts at 68. You haven't visited your grandkids in Phoenix in 2 years. Your emergency fund has an emergency fund. She fought me for 8 months. "My parents taught me never to touch principal." Your parents also retired with a pension and died at 74. We finally got her to take distributions last year. $120K annually from her portfolio. Still only a 4.3% withdrawal rate. Now she's flying to Phoenix quarterly. Took her grandkids to Disney. And stopped agonizing over every $12 purchase. She spent 3 years being miserable with $2.8M in the bank. You don't get a prize for dying with the most money.
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