
out and about building. creative lead @Tessera_PE
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Osaky ◎ retweeted
→ Kalshi: $40B
→ OpenAI: fundraising rethink
→ Solana RWAs: $5B+
→ Wall Street: going onchain
Private markets had quite a week!
Here's what you might have missed 🧵 ↓
Osaky ◎ retweeted
The Doctor has been cooking in his Fantastical Finance Factory.
A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE!
You can now purchase $MOTION directly via Jupiter.
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Osaky ◎ retweeted
A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE!
You can now purchase $MOTION directly via Jupiter.
pRoFiTj36haRD5sG2Neqib9KoSrtdYMGrM7SEkZetfR
Osaky ◎ retweeted
T-SpaceX update 🧵
As you know, Tessera buys equity, wraps it in SPVs, and tokenizes that exposure with loan agreements.
Shares are sold as they unlock post-IPO. Once they are all sold, token holders can redeem their tokens for their share of the cash received. ↓
Osaky ◎ retweeted
future of finance has 2 f's
fantastical finance factory has 3
therefore using simple mathematics we can determine that the fantastical finance factory is at minimum 50% better than any other potential future of finance
Swabbie cooking for the IMD eco
Btw, this already live and working.
Separate convo, add it to your group chat, customize it, use it however you want.
@windowshoppermd 🤝 $IMD
t.me/IMDwindowshopper_bot
Osaky ◎ retweeted
there's so many design decisions that went into @fffactoryhq mechanics that people don't see or understand properly, but will become so much clearer as we continue growing:
- one of, if not the only, tax tokens in existence where it's possible to buy/sell at fair market value whilst still paying the tax
- closed loop, custom infra that front ran a huge swathe of issues we've seen elsewhere (from stonk tokens taking taxes and dumping them, to vampire LPs ruining V4 mechanics etc)
- variable taxes designed to productively harvest as much volatility as possible (because you can't be a liquidity layer AND charge high fees on your pools, so you need to be as efficient as possible in capturing what you can guarantee)
- a sustainable yield system that can put up crazy numbers when the attention is there, and still remain standard tradfi competitive when attention dwindles (whilst also being completely separate to the mechanics that perpetually grow TVL/deflate supply)
gonna drop an article soon going more in depth into how these things work under the surface + why they were chosen to work like that
the factory is, unironically, just getting started
Osaky ◎ retweeted
The @LaunchOnSF Creator Challenge leaderboard is LIVE!
→ Check who's climbing the ranks
→ Track trading volume
→ Follow the race to $6M
→ Take the $15,000 reward
🔗 tessera.pe/challenge
Plenty of time to shake things up. Join the race now!
🤖 Made with AI
Osaky ◎ retweeted
Solana is building the infrastructure.
We're bringing new markets to it.
Tokenized economic exposure linked to companies like OpenAI and Kalshi is already trading on Solana through Tessera.
Internet Capital Markets!
.@nickducoff, Head of Institutional Growth @SolanaFndn:
"Back when the team launched the Solana network in 2020, they said the vision was onchain NASDAQ. Now we call that internet capital markets.
We've been resolutely focused on increasing bandwidth, reducing latency, and making Solana the best place to trade on Earth."
Osaky ◎ retweeted
Launch it. Push it. Trade it.
Win $15,000 🏆
The @LaunchOnSF Creator Challenge starts NOW!
Pair your reward coin with tOpenAI or tKalshi, break $6M in challenge-period volume & take the 💰
📆 Ends Oct 27 | 4 PM UTC
Here’s how to win ↓
Osaky ◎ retweeted
2015: sending memes from your samsung.
2026: sending dollars on solana and pairing meme coins with private market tokens.
what a time to be alive!
Osaky ◎ retweeted
The world doesn’t need another meaningless token.
It’s time to own the game you play.
Introducing $GANG.
The Syndicate ICO launches on @backabledotbiz this Wednesday, October 7.
Massive week for Tessera!
Banger thread on the factory. Recommended reading - possible side effects of understanding the scope such as full porting your entire net worth, walking around with a boner 24/7 and yapping your friends ears off until they too fullport.
I haven’t really spoken about @fffactoryhq before, but I’ve been in since launch back in March and it’s currently my biggest bag.
Just dropped an article breaking down Factory, the new V2 update, and why I’m so bullish on it.
A few quick facts:
→ Colosseum Frontier winner
→ Colosseum Accelerator Cohort 5
→ ~$650k TVL at just ~$1.9M mcap
Right now, you can only buy through the protocol itself, but Jupiter integration is underway and should change that soon.
Strongly recommend giving this one a read.
Very bullish on what they’re building.
There's been a huge appetite for projects that use fees to LP other tokens -> claim fees and use to grow the pie more + buybacks and burns etc.
I want to emphasize the difference between them and @fffactoryhq and what @MetalLegBob is building
























