The most interesting part of the red card saga isn't the ruling. It's how differently Americans and Europeans process the idea that they might have been wronged. Europeans are fundamentally different from Americans in one particular way: they expect life to be aggravating and at times unfair. It's just a fact of moving through the world. I joke that in Europe, the customer is always wrong. You didn't read the fine print. The only pharmacy in town is closed every other Tuesday for three hours, and even if the times weren't posted, that's still your problem. Too bad if you want the bill, because the waiter's on his union-mandated half-hour smoke break, and you're just going to have to wait. To quote the great Mark Knopfler: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. There's something freeing in that. Things are less in your control, so there's less angst in managing your expectations. In America, things couldn't be more different. We simply can't accept a wrong left unrighted. The flight attendant sneezed handing you a drink on your one-hour flight? 15,000 frequent flyer miles. Didn't like your appetizer? A replacement is on the way, and the whole course comes off the bill. There's a reason our interstates are lined with trial lawyer billboards. Europeans have turned complaining into a continental pastime with no expectation that the universe owes them a remedy for their grief. You gripe about the train being late, your friends nod solemnly and everyone goes back to their apéro. In America, we launch a full-blown investigation of the train system, sue the government (and its contractors) that allowed for the tardiness and hold a Congressional hearing on the state of national infrastructure. So to an objective observer, the red card shouldn't have happened, and VAR was a travesty. To Americans, our star player shouldn't be unfairly banned from a match we couldn't afford to lose for a card he so obviously didn't deserve. Who cares that FIFA used a little-used reversal to fix it. Who cares that other people are mad about it. We. Were. Wronged. It was unjust. It must be corrected. We would accept nothing less. Europeans waxing poetic about the sanctity of the game are, of course, talking about a governing body whose last tournament host was decided via confirmed cash bribes — one that imposed dress codes on women, shrugged off widespread allegations of modern slavery and reconfigured the entire tournament calendar to suit the host country. Which is exactly the point. If you've made peace with all of that, at least enough to watch the tournament four years later, a probationary suspension isn't actually a scandal. Maybe that's the real divide. Over millennia, Europeans have made peace with being the bug. Americans have never once considered it, and apparently, we're not about to start now.

🚨 Michael Vaughan calls South Africa the STUPIDEST team of the tournament "South Africa has to be the stupidest team of the tournament. If they had allowed WI to win against them, India would have been knocked out. The juggernaut that went on to defeat Zimbabwe, WI, England in semis, and NZ in finals would have been stopped in Super 8 itself." What do you think about Vaughan's views?

India delays training due to lunar eclipse! The Indian team was scheduled to begin training at 6 pm on Tuesday at the Wankhede Stadium. But as the clock struck the hour, there was no sign of the players. Sources indicated that with a lunar eclipse underway from 3.20 pm to 6.47 pm, the team management chose not to begin practice during what was considered an inauspicious period as per the Hindu calendar. @ShayanAcharya reports: shorturl.at/069Id 📷 R. Vengadesh

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This video of American "sushi pizza" has gone viral in Japan: Some people think it is an abomination, but a lot of others have reacted by saying they don't consider it traditional Japanese "sushi," but they'd be willing to try it.

Rest of the world: “He’s in the Epstein Files. He’s a monster.” An average Indian incel: “Guys Rahul Gandhi isn’t in the Epstein Files that means he’s so bad”

The world is complex, everything is in flux, no man steps in the same river twice. And with that, @ajay_shah & I are wrapping up Everything is Everything. We explain why, & share our lessons, in our final episode: youtube.com/watch?v=1fUebanf…