@OnlyMormons
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Joined June 2012
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List of future spouse qualities Their list: Served a mission🙏🏼 Wants temple marriage☀️ Loves kids👧🏼 Over 6 feet tall😍 Has ambitions👨🏼‍⚖️ Great body🏋🏼‍♀️ Likes going on adventures🏝⛺️🏔 My list: Wants to vaccinate children
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is there a mormon twitter that we just never hear from because they never cause any drama
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*Giving a presentation in school* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: “In the name of Jesus Christ, amen”
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"Go home, you're drunk." --mission president to a rogue missionary – at Provo, UT
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i just drove through BYU’s campus and asked this couple if they went to BYU they said yes i said oh ya then how long did you date before you got married they said two months i said dang you rlly do go to BYU xitter.cf/gracietosh/status/9403… – at Provo, UT
Gracie McIntosh@Gracietosh11 Dec 2017
i just drove through Harvard’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to Harvard they said yes i said oh ya then what’s 68x2 they said 136 i said dang you rlly do go to Harvard
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Me: “Hi” Girl waiting for her missionary: “He still has 414 days left ugh”
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Replying to @Jakehansenmusic @OnlyMormons @mitchie18
You can listen to what the Church has said on the matter, though. mormonnewsroom.org/article/i… “The Church supports a balanced and civil approach to a challenging problem, fully consistent with its tradition of compassion, its reverence for family, and its commitment to law.”
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There is no comeback or argument against this, this is THE hottest and final take on the matter 🔥 xitter.cf/onlymormons/status/100…
only mormons@OnlyMormons1 Jun 2018
Mormons: Families can be together forever. A family is the most important unit in the world, and we need to strengthen that bond any way we can. Certain Mormons: lmao if you didn’t want to be separated from your parents maybe you shouldn’t have let them come in illegally
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poletic kate
@poetickate31 Mar 2018
ELDER GONG AND ELDER SOARES ARE THE NEW APOSTLES I AM SPEECHLESS AND SO EXCITED TO SUSTAIN THEM #ldsconf
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SJ@shawn_E_jones11 Feb 2018
Only in sacrament meeting do you hear someone describe a situation where they walked away from a car accident unscathed as "not perishing" 😂😂 @BFMGLTA @OnlyMormons @Sarcasticmormon @TheMormonProbs
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Dalai Lama
@DalaiLama9 Feb 2018
Although I am a Buddhist monk, I am skeptical that prayers alone will achieve world peace. We need instead to be enthusiastic and self-confident in taking action.
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Next time you feel like you're worth nothing, remember that the most important man to walk this earth gave His blood so you could be okay.
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Me: can i do this thing God: don't do that Me: imma do it *thing goes terribly wrong* Me:
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Singles wards only exist so they can stop existing – at Provo, UT
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Someday I want to have as much confidence as the hymn writers who think they're good at rhyming. – at Provo, UT
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I always think it's funny that John added in his account that he's faster than Peter.
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Mitchell@romitch1114 Jan 2018
Wow. That's actually pretty profound. xitter.cf/onlymormons/status/952…
only mormons@OnlyMormons13 Jan 2018
One of the most important tenants of this church’s history is genealogy, so you really can’t say “slavery happened hundreds of years ago, get over it!” when slave-owners irreversibly blotted out family history, essentially blocking millilns of souls from getting their covenants.
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karl@kachowkarl13 Jan 2018
I think about this so much and it makes me so sad. Slavery happened for thousands of years all over the world, the effects are irreversible, at least in this life. I wish there was something I could do more than just wait. xitter.cf/onlymormons/status/952…
only mormons@OnlyMormons13 Jan 2018
One of the most important tenants of this church’s history is genealogy, so you really can’t say “slavery happened hundreds of years ago, get over it!” when slave-owners irreversibly blotted out family history, essentially blocking millilns of souls from getting their covenants.
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!!!!!! xitter.cf/onlymormons/status/952… – at Temecula, CA
only mormons@OnlyMormons13 Jan 2018
Replying to @OnlyMormons
And in case you aren’t aware, slave owners destroyed all records of their slaves’ ancestors and changed their last names to the slave owner’s. Family history now leads to the slave owner’s ancestors instead of their real ancestors. It’s sickening.
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