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Next time you feel like you're worth nothing, remember that the most important man to walk this earth gave His blood so you could be okay.
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List of future spouse qualities
Their list:
Served a mission🙏🏼
Wants temple marriage☀️
Loves kids👧🏼
Over 6 feet tall😍
Has ambitions👨🏼⚖️
Great body🏋🏼♀️
Likes going on adventures🏝⛺️🏔
My list:
Wants to vaccinate children
Some people: *spreads hatred through the guise of comedy and uses offensive language to marginalize minorities*
LDS Church: excuse me
Me: Yes?
LDS Church: Language matters,
Me: YES!
LDS Church: and you should refer to us as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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is there a mormon twitter that we just never hear from because they never cause any drama
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*Giving a presentation in school*
My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: “In the name of Jesus Christ, amen”
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"Go home, you're drunk."
--mission president to a rogue missionary – at Provo, UT
Ever have someone say that we shouldn’t stop climate change because these natural disasters are what will bring the Second Coming??? brb gonna go scrub out my eyes. – at Provo, UT
President Nelson: we are now to be referred to only as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
*cut to two missionaries marching confidently past a sign on a house that says “no Mormons allowed”* – at Provo, UT
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i just drove through BYU’s campus and asked this couple if they went to BYU they said yes i said oh ya then how long did you date before you got married they said two months i said dang you rlly do go to BYU xitter.cf/gracietosh/status/9403… – at Provo, UT
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You can listen to what the Church has said on the matter, though. mormonnewsroom.org/article/i…
“The Church supports a balanced and civil approach to a challenging problem, fully consistent with its tradition of compassion, its reverence for family, and its commitment to law.”
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There is no comeback or argument against this, this is THE hottest and final take on the matter 🔥 xitter.cf/onlymormons/status/100…
Mormons: Families can be together forever. A family is the most important unit in the world, and we need to strengthen that bond any way we can.
Certain Mormons: lmao if you didn’t want to be separated from your parents maybe you shouldn’t have let them come in illegally – at Provo, UT
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ELDER GONG AND ELDER SOARES ARE THE NEW APOSTLES
I AM SPEECHLESS AND SO EXCITED TO SUSTAIN THEM
#ldsconf
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Only in sacrament meeting do you hear someone describe a situation where they walked away from a car accident unscathed as "not perishing" 😂😂 @BFMGLTA @OnlyMormons @Sarcasticmormon @TheMormonProbs
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Although I am a Buddhist monk, I am skeptical that prayers alone will achieve world peace. We need instead to be enthusiastic and self-confident in taking action.
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Next time you feel like you're worth nothing, remember that the most important man to walk this earth gave His blood so you could be okay.