C.J. · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:42 AM UTC

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Alligator blood.

C.J. · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:11 PM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 23

🤖 Made with AI

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C.J. · Oct 22, 2026 · 6:40 PM UTC

Debate moderator is dumbfounded by Tom Tiffany's absurd election denialism Moderator: So the reason you voted to disqualify hundreds of thousands of absentee ballots in Wisconsin was "Zuckerbucks" ?? Tom Tiffany: ... Yes. Because... of what happened there.

Dan Shafer · Oct 22, 2026 · 3:22 AM UTC

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@DanRShaferOct 22

Thought this was one of Crowley's best lines of the night, countering Tiffany's persistent attacks on Act 12 and the sales tax: "I worked with the Republican-controlled legislature to pass Act 12 that brought more money to every single city, town and village to invest in fire, invest in police, to invest in EMS services. As a matter of fact, your hometown of Hazelhurst got a 382% increase because of the deal that I brought to the table."

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C.J. · Oct 22, 2026 · 12:31 AM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 22

Eric should copy this tweet to drafts.

Eric Nehm@eric_nehmOct 22

I'd guess Giannis Antetokounmpo is going to get a break here, but he has 21 points and two rebounds in his first 14 minutes with the Heat. Miami is 4-of-15 from 3 though, so they trail, 47-45, with 6:18 left in the first half. A lot of good looks, just haven't gone in.

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C.J. · Oct 19, 2026 · 9:17 PM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 19

From a basketball perspective, the Bucks appear to have their priorities in order.

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharaniaOct 19

The Milwaukee Bucks have waived guard Kevin Porter Jr., sources tell ESPN.

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C.J. · Oct 19, 2026 · 5:11 PM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 19

I love Evan Williams.

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@packersOct 18

Exactly

Baseball · Oct 16, 2026 · 7:57 AM UTC

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@mlbelites_Oct 16

“THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT. OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT.” Jeff Levering paid tribute to legendary Brewers announcer Bob Uecker on his final out call of the Brewers defeating the Dodgers. Take 2 minutes out of your day to listen to this.

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C.J. · Oct 16, 2026 · 12:59 PM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 16

One of us.

Curt Hogg@CyrtHoggOct 16

Matt Arnold was upset to be drinking a Budweiser. He wanted a Miller Lite.

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C.J. · Oct 16, 2026 · 3:09 AM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 16

The Brewers win the pennant.

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C.J. · Oct 16, 2026 · 1:36 AM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 16

Alligator blood.

C.J. · Oct 15, 2026 · 10:38 PM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 15

Kyle Kuzma may be the NBA's career leader in a new metric I've created, aptly named LoSA (Lack of Self-Awareness).

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C.J. · Oct 15, 2026 · 6:10 PM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 15

Someone asked me for a basketball equivalent for Gasser, and I said it's like when T.J. McConnell completely takes over a playoff game and no one can figure out how the hell he's doing it. Also, while we're on the subject of the Pacers, fuck Hali.

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinjaOct 15

The Bobby Diesel K Strut.

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C.J. · Oct 15, 2026 · 1:05 PM UTC

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@OneGoodThingOct 15

Then he lied to me in roughly a thousand texts.

Patrick Svitek

@PatrickSvitekOct 15

James Talarico announces raising $64 million in the third quarter. His campaign says it’s the most a Senate candidate has ever raised in a the third quarter of an election. #TXSEN

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C.J. · Sep 26, 2026 · 4:38 PM UTC

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#Game3Gasser

Jack Stern@ByJackSternSep 26

Robert Gasser may have saved his best start of the season for his last outing, and it came as the Brewers face some questions regarding their playoff rotation behind Jacob Misiorowski and Logan Henderson. 6 IP, H, ER, BB, 9 K, HR 57 strikes/87 pitches 11 whiffs/35 swings (31%) 85.8 mph average exit velo

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