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Anyone else mix parsing and pursing up when typing? Just for fun, name a more aggravating scramble of words.

@kalpenn I'm sure you get this a lot. You're a gifted and likeable actor. Thank you for your work.

An 8-hour zoom training is the perfect time to update your @LinkedIn profile.

"The devil doesn't need an axe, to split the night or break my back, he steals my sleep with fear and loss; a hungry woman and an angry boss" American Dream by Matt King

What are your favorite lines from songs: "Pump like a 22 gauge shotgun, beat fucking kicks like a horse, come get some" Swinger by Geordie Kieffer

I'm not normally the type to criticize others; if you're driving with your flashers on because it's raining? I question your intelligence. If your headlights are off at the same time? I hate you.

Feather extensions are coming back. There's another hackle shortage on the horizon. Calling it now. #flytying #flyfishing

@MittRomney you should do this. – at Manor, TX

@SouthwestAir what happened to you? You used to have amazing customer service. The 3-hour ordeal that I had yesterday that ended in me being sent to Apple Vacations?!? sent me to @MarriottBonvoy instead. I would appreciate a dm or a phone call. – at Manor, TX

Gimme some heat boys, a volcano, I wanna get lost in pyroclastic flow, oh hi HankGreen. – at Manor, TX

I just found out they don't do #SeaShanties in the US Navy's Basic Training and honestly, I feel so sad about that. – at Bastrop, TX