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Brandon

@OneBugIsFake

I'm a Dad now and I make images. That's pretty much it.

 Austin, Tx
Joined October 2010
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Tonight, mixing my second margarita. Son, 14: “another one?!” To answer your question, yes, he’s still alive. He can thank the tequila for my mercy.
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I panicked when I saw @WaffleHouse was trending. Fear not, it is not the next 2020 casualty. Never forget, it is not just a #WaffleHouse, it is a #WaffleHome.
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It’s 2020, stop putting your IG post in your IG stories. – at New Jersey, USA
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Mark De Alwis Salon's "Meals On Heels" A glimpse of tonight's benefit that I co-hosted with @tymmoss We had a great time for a great cause like:@screaminrachael, Artist Olga Perry, @jzltheempress . A Great night INDEED @markdealwissalon #YoDocWhatYaBeenUpTo #Doctordre39
Image from DoctorDreYo (@DoctorDreYo)
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Hip hop is not a trend... #hiphop #hiphoplegends #hiphophistory #loveandhiphop #NY #art #artist #mediamarketing #lordofmedia on Insta #somuchmore #LoveWhatYouDo #dream #music #bests
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do you guys think the h of preparation stands for heinie?
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If your intentions are pure and you have something important to say, it's just persistence and the rest will materialize - @maxmartinila americansnippets.com/max-mar… … via @americansnippet @SgtWillGardner #sgtwillgardnerthemovie
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Replying to @Eminem
So many rappers are dying, we lost X and Mac Miller, now MGK
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Vaccinate your kids. This is so dumb.
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@CNN15 Aug 2018
At least 107 measles cases have been confirmed across more than 20 states cnn.it/2nHT2Cc
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@KVUE9 Aug 2018
TRAFFIC ALERT: All southbound lanes of I-35 in #Georgetown shut down for multi-vehicle wreck, @WilCoSheriffPIO says: bit.ly/2OX86rI
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Chris & Carrie Lemke fight back tears as they talk about their son Jevon. The 17-year-old high school junior is still missing after being swept into a rip current Sunday. The Lemke’s plead for anyone on land, water or in the air to keep a lookout @mynbc15
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Me: *playing Spice Girls on Spotify* Kid: Who is this? Me: Oh, this is the Spice Girls. They were popular when I was growing up. Kid: Like... in the 80s? Me: (Born in 1990) *sobs quietly*
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#Flu and #FluSeason is upon us. Believe it or not, your local HVAC company can help combat the virus. Check out foxservice.com/gotflu #Austin #AustinTexas #AustinTx – at Austin, TX
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Welcome to the Monday-est Wednesday ever. Be strong. #BeStrong #StayWarm #MakeGoodChoices – at Austin, TX
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I just spoke to Gov. @GregAbbott_TX. We will provide all the help we can. Our full solidarity with the people of Texas. #HurricaneHarvey
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IF YOU NEED TO BE RESCUED CALL 911, THERE ARE FRAUDULENT NUMBERS CLAIMING TO BE TEXAS NATIONAL GUARD BEING SHARED. THESE ARE ALL FALSE.
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Kylie Jenner turns 20 today. Her birthday wish is for people to stop calling her Kendall.
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Money doesn't make you happy, but it does facilitate the ordering of appetizers and desserts with less anxiety.
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Sometimes we plan. Sometimes we literally just throw a dart. #lakebeltonbound #season9 #TheDaytripper ift.tt/2raewqn
Image from Chet Garner | The Daytripper (@ChetTripper)
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