Paige • Kricket • Buffy | feminist | Auburn Tiger | underachiever at an eventing barn | too old for horse twitter | funnier in real life | she/her
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Okay y’all hear me out: magic school bus but college. Carlos smokes hella weed. Arnold says “I knew I should have skipped class today”. Liz is the cool TA.
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ME: whose dog are you
DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL
ME: whose cat are you
CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
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Whereas Flint doesn’t have clean drinking water, Puerto Rico hasn’t fully recovered, and 3 black churches burned to the ground without comment, Trump offers money to rebuild Notre Dame. That’s not America first. That’s white people first, even if they live in far away countries.
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BREAKING: In 2018, the Tennessee Black Voter Project registered close to 90,000 in Tennessee.
Less than 6 months later, the Tennessee house just voted to make Tennessee the first state to criminalize voter registration efforts. #HB1079
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Rt if I should rename my account “SNIP!!!!” And comment on all pictures of horses with snips with “SNIP!!!”
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It’s Sunday, let’s learn some fun stuff. Here are 10 things you should know about ravens:
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Montgomery teen wins gold at the 2019 Special Olympics World Games wsfa.com/2019/03/18/montgome…
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What the actual fuck, @discovery? #theworldisapparentlyonlyfordudes Ugh.
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Speed Miller shares the peace he’s found in horses with Detroit’s children metrotimes.com/detroit/speed…
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“MY ANXIETY ISN’T *THAT* BAD” STARTER PACK
1. leg bouncing
2. picking at your lips
3. walking very quickly
4. having two modes: GOTTA GO & WHY I SO TIRED
5. peeing! lots of peeing
6. [new notification comes in] GOTTA READ THAT N O W
7. “am i being annoying??”
8. “they hate me”
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Since you care about polls, 93% of ALL Americans support universal #BackgroundChecks, including 89% of Republicans. The House passed #HR8, the Bipartisan Background Checks Act. It’s time for @SenMajLdr Mitch McConnell to hold a vote on #S42. #EndGunViolence #Enough
