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Me: Don't compare horses to pets. They are athletes and large dangerous animals.
Also me: lol don't worry my horse is basically a dog. – at Memphis, TN
Pro tip: when your coworker is unexpectedly out of the office for three days straight, don’t ask her “Did ya have fun?” when she returns.
I did not have fun. I had a miscarriage.
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Okay y’all hear me out: magic school bus but college. Carlos smokes hella weed. Arnold says “I knew I should have skipped class today”. Liz is the cool TA.
I have reached a point in my life where my mom and I have our locations shared indefinitely. And it was my idea.
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ME: whose dog are you
DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL
ME: whose cat are you
CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
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Whereas Flint doesn’t have clean drinking water, Puerto Rico hasn’t fully recovered, and 3 black churches burned to the ground without comment, Trump offers money to rebuild Notre Dame. That’s not America first. That’s white people first, even if they live in far away countries.
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BREAKING: In 2018, the Tennessee Black Voter Project registered close to 90,000 in Tennessee.
Less than 6 months later, the Tennessee house just voted to make Tennessee the first state to criminalize voter registration efforts. #HB1079
Favorite things from True Blood:
- Ginger’s screaming
- locals continually referring to him as “Vampire Bill”
- Lafayette’s everything
- Jason fucking Stackhouse
Not butthurt at all. Just calling you out for trying to appear superior over English riders. ☺️
Replying to @OldHorseProblem
Listen you can get into a helmet debate but hell that's been there done that shit. Yeehaw Twitter calls the island helmet Twitter. The island calls us yeehaw. You can get butthurt if ya wanna but it's not gonna do any good.
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It’s honestly sickening that when searching for stock vectors depicting people, the results are all white unless you specify otherwise. It’s a vector. You can literally make an infinite number of skin tones.
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Funny how protecting my skull while riding in no way inhibits my ability to scoop feed, throw hay, fill buckets, clean stalls or trim feet.
Me taking my winter skin and complexion outside in the spring
Taking Ariel for an early morning walk. Our Komodo dragons are excited about the warmer weather! 🐉 #memphiszoo #komododragon #sunnyday
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Rt if I should rename my account “SNIP!!!!” And comment on all pictures of horses with snips with “SNIP!!!”





















