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Standup comedy + home automation. Sprinkling payaseria around the 305 either way. 🌴🇨🇺#MiamiTech

Miami, Fl
Joined July 2010
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30 rock was a documentary
Tracey Morgan threw up watching the Heat play basketball 😭
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This is exactly what his character in 30 Rock would do
Tracy Morgan threw up on the court and caused a long delay during the Heat-Knicks game 😬 (via @loganbartlett)
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Replying to @DailyLoud
Tracy Morgan really out here making 30 Rock episodes at NBA games 😭
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This but a 30 Rock bit where he eats all the menopause medication in Liz Lemon’s purse thinking they were granny candies.
Tracey Morgan threw up watching the Heat play basketball 😭
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Noah Lyles earns the title of fastest man in the world at the 2024 Olympic Games in the 100m dash with a time of 9.79 seconds! 🥇 “America! I told you! I got this!” - Noah Lyles 🇺🇸
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Expel Cuba! My message at the United Nations today. ¡La dictadura cubana debe ser expulsada del Consejo de DDHH de la ONU! Les comparto mis palabras hoy en la sesión plenaria del Consejo de Derechos Humanos de Naciones Unidas… y la pataleta del embajador del régimen. 🙏@UNWatch @UN_HRC
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just make the entire table out of coaster
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The meaning of the word ‘vibe’ keeps getting more vague
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the news is like “wipe that fuckin smile off your face”
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Unpopular Opinion: most consumer app startups are just features, not real businesses.
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i was never getting pressed over a photobomb regardless of race. yall makin it this yt women tryna still a black womens shine thing when thats not the case which just makes us look sensitive & petty & takes away from when it actually does happen like just take another pic
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How many moments she have though? If this was pic 15 of 40 she deserve it, color have nothing to do with it yt girls just as bad with all these ‘modeling’ pics. Let’s face it some of y’all IG wanna be models will spend 1/2 night taking pics instead of enjoying the moment.
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Replying to @exquisid_
dude if i got home and saw this in the background of my pic i would crack up, i do dumb shit like this when i’m drunk (i’m old and don’t go out tho haha) but i feel like that was probably her intent? just to make a stranger giggle later lol
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people really tweet common standup premises from like the 90s add crying emojis at the end and get 1,000s of likes 😭😭😭
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We all want to ask questions and look for solutions and more often than not in journalism, that means asking "what is the government going to do about this?" But sometimes the problem is that people are stupid, and stupid people find very creative ways to be stupid.
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Partly why you don’t see that many women sharing their story… – at Miami, FL
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“We do not need to be using the PCR test because it’s so sensitive”: Epidemiologist @michaelmina_lab shares why he believes rapid antigen tests are a key tool in fighting the Omicron surge.
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Replying to @jkbjournalist
Love is finishing each other's sentences...
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It used to bother me that everyone thinks they can be a comedian. I would think: It’s a skill, it’s not like people think this way about doctors!! But bc of covid I realized people also think that way about doctors. What I’m trying to say is: comedians are doctors.
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Shame on you if you’re still using Spotify. If you want to listen to a song you buy the sheet music, get your boys together, and sing it a capella.
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