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Howard Train

@OfftheRails

You can have an open mind, or none

 Gloucester
Joined December 2008
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🖥️ Enter for your chance to win an exclusive Elite Dangerous @OverclockersUK custom PC! 🔗 gleam.io/Vbk8E/win-an-elite-…
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To celebrate the reveal of Elite Dangerous: Odyssey, we've partnered with @OverClockersUK to give away a Kinetic Z4 gaming PC featuring an @Intel processor! Get involved below: bit.ly/2AHiodb
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“I’m leaving you, you cow!”
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One more the Stellar Angel from a different point in the neutron’s orbit and I promise that’s the last one! 🙀
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I was sent this earlier... it's still making me giggle 😂 #Wales #BayeuxTapestry
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Just got Ed Sheeran’s new album
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“Alex, you’ve popped out again.” “That wasn’t deliberate, I promise you. It’s not a cry for help.”
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"These are Christian stamps, aren't they?" "Yes, sir." "To confirm, these stamps are definitely Christian?" *sigh*
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Trump has legitimised the far right in his own country, now he’s trying to do it in ours. Spreading hatred has consequences & the President should be ashamed of himself.
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In 1900, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle caught fire during a cricket match at Lord’s. The ball hit a box of matches in his pocket.
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David Neal@ozric4225 Nov 2017
Cmdr Robbie has discovered a crashed Cobra MkIII on HIP 12099 1 B (-54.36, -50.36) bearing the name Jameson... The INRA plot thickens... #EliteDangerous @CanonnResearch @EliteDangerous
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Meanwhile, in the House of Commons group chat... #Budget2017
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Luke Romyn
@LukeRomyn21 Oct 2017
Someone designed this. Then someone approved it for production. Then someone printed it. Than someone bought it and put it on their car.
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In 1972, the CBC held a contest to complete the sentence "as Canadian as _________". The winning entry was "as Canadian as possible under the circumstances".
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#AccidentalPartridge xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
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It makes me feel so good to hit "sleazebags" back -- much better than seeing a psychiatrist (which I never have!)
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Just when you thought we’d hit maximum poppy-related sanctimonious piety....
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God I love Britain. xitter.cf/mydoncaster/status/928…
City of Doncaster Council (@MyDoncaster) profile pictureCity of Doncaster Council@MyDoncaster8 Nov 2017
😱*Puts on tin hat* 😱 We would like your name suggestions for two of our new gritting vehicles, please. Keep em clean and be original - we'd prefer not to spend the next few days trawling through responses of Gritty McGritface and Gary Gritter. 🙄
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.@joswinson has only ever shown me kindness and care. The world needs more people like her. The House of Lords less like Rennard. xitter.cf/joswinson/status/93216…
Jo Swinson (@joswinson) profile pictureJo Swinson@joswinson19 Nov 2017
Sexual harassment: a chance for change medium.com/@jo_swinson/sexua…
Sexual harassment: a chance for change

Sexual harassment: a chance for change

How we can all take action to stamp it out

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Replying to @newscientist
To celebrate the end of Red Dwarf XII @UKTV have arranged for the planet Pluto to gradually turn into the Red Dwarf XII logo today. How much is that marketing budget?
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#PritiPatel (Via @_teletext)
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