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Joined March 2012
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The Golden Cobra is the best thing on telly.
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I had this game.
LazerPig@PigLazerOct 26
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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Why is he dressed as Del Boy?
erika 卌⚔️⭐️@cliffvrderOct 25
just casually met grian chatten from fontaines dc i love this dude
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This is crazy! A twister was spotted in Blackpool during Storm Boelo 💨🌊
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I love owt like this, me.
Stone_808
@Stone_808Oct 25
Nothing beats a @jet2tweets holiday 😳 #737 #Jet2 #StormBoelo #BirminghamAirport #Boeing #EGBB @SkyNews
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Fold the club.
Sky Sports Cricket
@SkyCricketOct 25
England lose AGAIN as a magical last-wicket stand from Shadab Khan and Haris Rauf sees Pakistan home in Lahore 🇵🇰😱
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Gen Z won’t piss in the middle urinal.
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Lucy@LMAsaysno25 Apr 2019
Red Stripe at night, workers rights. Red Stripe in the morning, final warning.
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If in doubt.
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Trains without cans is nothing.
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Leigh Sports Village or nothing
Sky News
@SkyNewsOct 24
The government is expected to announce a £7m fund to explore an Olympic bid for the north of England in next week's budget. Sky's @joncraig reports. trib.al/TaCBoYP 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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James
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Get Krasner in. #wafc
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Everton 5 Chelsea 2 March 28th 1970 Att: 57,828 Goodison Park @oldpicposter
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Chirping from mid on
Real Madrid C.F.
@realmadridOct 23
👉 Mourinho
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Clocked TV’s Craig Cash and TV’s Simon Rimmer at the Antony Szmierek gig tonight.
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cky - 96 quite bitter beings 1999
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Chris 🦑 retweeted
Mike Stanley@mikestan87Oct 23
Will Grigg playing in a wooden stadium is surely a health and safety concern
Chesterfield FC
@ChesterfieldFCOct 23
📝 We can confirm that Will Grigg has departed the club, joining Forest Green Rovers on a permanent basis. The forward leaves North Derbyshire having made a momentous contribution to the club’s success in recent seasons, netting 42 times in total for the Spireites and finishing as the club’s top scorer in the National League title-winning season. Everyone at the club wishes Griggy all the best for the future. 💙 🔗 shorturl.at/uDpju #Spireites
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Someone tell me I’m wrong.
Chris 🦑@_teletext14 Nov 2025
Why are these storms always on a Friday?
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BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 22
First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say bbc.in/4sgyJuO

First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say

The disease, which usually affects cattle, has been identified in a patient who died in early October.

bbc.com
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