Making my way through the perpetual now. I get to say things on the radio sometimes. a fucking national treasure (allegedly). she/they

Baltimore, MD
Joined March 2013
"a fucking national treasure" needs to go in my bio ❤️‍🔥
Laughing with my wife listening to @OffAirAshley make references to crazy moon music on @WYPR881FM. Ashley is a fucking national treasure.
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radio, or audio, or podcasting...whatever you call it.. it's an art. it's art, in & of itself. It can be news and information also, but it's art. Maybe the lack of comprehension that it is, drives the industry collapse we're seeing. Sometimes you make art, regardless of money.
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chatGPT making a photo of Joseph Smith but I keep asking it to make him “more Mormon”
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Thanks for suggestion. It’s a win-win—@jonkarl will still be paid for a good book, and you’ll be a little cleaner.
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Council President Mosby announces that Mayor Brandon Scott has vetoed the council's redistricting map, which was a rewritten version of the executive's proposal. @adampwillis has background on the vetoed map here: thebaltimorebanner.com/polit…
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Great illustration. Light Street now: 9 lanes for cars. 9! In the heart of downtown. Harborplace plan: 4 lanes. Much more space for people.
Replying to @jemillerbalt
Lots of juicy details in the report
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Before I moved to Montana I thought tumbleweed was made-up
WHAT A MESS! Homes in Montana were buried under tumbleweed as some piles rose so high that they flowed over the roofs of homes. #mtwx
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Why did no one tell me about the study at the St Augustine Alligator farm in the 1980s that discovered that most alligator courting is gay? This is huge news for the gaytor community
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Filing this away for the day I finally eat a corn dog. One day it will happen.
I made this for anyone who needs it
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Yes, Republicans are willing to shut down the government over trans people. Do not sleep on this being the number one thing they care about. More than the economy, jobs, tax cuts. The party is brianwormed and hostage to the far right contingent pushing this.
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Sometimes our safety messages are critiqued as "simplistic" or "obvious" and it's important to remember it's a big country and not everyone has your lived experience.
I saw a TikTok this morning of a woman who didn’t know that lox and raw salmon are different, so she’s been slicing off pieces of raw grocery store salmon for a week now and eating it with bagels and cream cheese
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A coworker told me today that sometimes, in my demeanor and mannerisms, he sees flashes of a young Carol Channing. My mother-in-law says she sees it too.
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In the wake of confirmed cryptosporidium contamination, many labs offer 24-hour testing. So why did @BaltimoreDPW say it would be another week before it gets new test results? by @truesarahR thebaltimorebanner.com/commu…
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lol who did this
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I stopped by the thrift store down the street today and...
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