Stressed out mom working as a stand up comic.
new york city
Joined July 2011
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Kyle Ocasio retweeted
👀 You have got to be kidding me.
theatlantic.com/politics/arc…
ALT The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling. By Jeffrey Goldberg
Kyle Ocasio retweeted
I'm confused as to why Americans aren't gathering en masse and burning down Washington right now
Kyle Ocasio retweeted
Forcing women to birth children they don't want/can't take care of but taking away Medicaid, food stamps, WIC, free/reduced school lunches, Headstart, section 8, TNAF, and grants for childcare is ACTUALLY EVIL
Kyle Ocasio retweeted
sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
Hey! Hope everyone’s having a good night! It’s been really relaxing for me.
Also, this is a bummer and some of you really are dumb retards. Sorry said the R word. But it’s warranted. Also fuck you.
“I’m Bi-coastal”
One of the many things I want to vomit from on a flight to LA.
Can we not talk about your job that no one cares about for the next 6 hours? Also I just took a Clonopine so I won’t be listening.
Just walked through first class and accidentally hit someone with my Target bag. It felt meant to be.
Kyle Ocasio retweeted
Tonight! @carriegravenson and @funnyaaron stream standup comedy straight to your living room at 8pm ET/5pm PT! Reservations: bit.ly/LivingRoomComedy comedy from @katiecompa @JLCauvin @OcasioKyle and on Twitch on @ComedyHubLive with @kocomedy
