Anyone else go on Facebook just to click on people's profile pictures and swipe left instead of right to harshly judge they're very first, poorly cropped, terrible quality, profile pic from 2007 that has no caption and 2 likes? Just me? Cool.
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To be honest this is the first NFL game I've watched all year and watching Patrick Mahomes throw a hitch 5 yards before the receiver even turned his head and hit him on his outside shoulder on the numbers is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Dear lord what a QB.
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Y'all can keep talking about the National Championship but one girl just popped another girls mini champagne bottle on the Bachelorette and I've never been more hyped about the fight that's about to ensue
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Oli retweeted
senior year of high school i got there at 7am to do morning announcements then school then practice every day til 4:30 then work from 5-9 then homework and i woke up every day like a SPRING CHICKEN now i get home from just my job and i’m like nobody touch me nobody move
I can't stand this dude. Literally had to block him because his jokes were so old and not funny. Please stop retweeting this. He has never been funny.
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If you want to know what my marriage is like just go watch the scene with Paul Rudd in "I Love You, Man" where he serves a group of women hot chocolates on a tray with Pepperidge Farm chocolates.
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Pizza in the south is awful.
Unless of course you like trianglular cut, sauceless, thick crusted cardboard in which case youd be THRILLED
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IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THE ELITE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS FRANCHISE:
Record: 9-29
In January: 0-3
Next two games: Bucks and Clippers
... Life is terrific.
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Please someone else notice that Fields NEVER throws on his steps. Ever. Not one time this game has he taken three steps, planted, and thrown on a cut before the receiver turns his head. This dude is an athlete playing QB and it shows against great teams.
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Lol Fields literally stared at that receiver for 5 seconds before making that throw with double coverage and NO OTHER RECEIVERS ON THAT SIDE OF THE FIELD.
Please don't be the fan base that blames a loss on a single play even though you are up 16-0.
Yes that play sucked. Yes it mattered. But up 16-0 in the second quarter is a great position to be in.
Focus on the fact that your qb isnt throwing to open receivers on his steps.
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I'm no basketball genius but if Kantavious Caldwell-Pope is guarding the best player in basketball on every other possession then you probably deserve to be losing by 20 at the half.
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*Logs on to Facebook every single day*
Random Friend from 8 years ago: "Alright guys I've been nominated to humble brag about myself for 10 days with 10 RANDOM pictures that make me look hotter or more interesting than you in every way possible because this isnt narcissistic"
At this point if you or anyone in your family supports this bum you should genuinely feel embarrassed about how you were raised. Matter fact... Go to Ancestory .com, find all the names in that family tree, call them one by one and figure out where it went wrong.
Replying to @atrupar
Trump laments that Debbie Dingell voted to impeach him despite the fact that he allowed the normal state funeral to proceed for her late husband, former Rep. John Dingell. Trump then suggests John Dingell is in hell -- to audible groans.
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