Andre 🗡️

If we're friends and I say "alright im heading out" and you hit me "alright cya later" I will be friends with you forever. Shit that will make me never hang out with you again: "C'mon one more!" "Why are you leaving?" "Stay a little longer!" "what else do you have to do?"

Most spiders in my house I ignore and let them go about their business. But you know those spiders that look like they're in bold? You gotta kill those fuckers just for peace of mind.

If you’re not honking at people who are on their phone when the light turns green, you’re part of the problem.

you know that little fucker is gonna say some shit in a backwards way at the end of Mandalorian vs gorgu

Hellish rebuke inspo

Editors when you ask them to edit something

How come every Severance clip I see on here is in an office. Don’t these people have lives outside of work?

That scene in romance movies where they take off the girls glasses and let down her hair. But it’s me removing someones nasty phone case and cracked screen protector.

I would move heaven and earth

holding space for the lyrics to my brothAAAA

Welcome back Kirby from Smash Bros

aw man my Spotify wrapped is cooked again this year

Bookshelves and floating shelves full on minis

These are my boys

“Thick as thieves”? Thieves are dex builds so they’re typically pretty thin. Nice try idiot. 😎

that old fuck better not die. JD is somehow even worse

You can turn bloom off in Veilguard but it never really turns off. Go into the settings file in your documents folder and change bloom from 1 to 0. Holy shit this game looks so much better now. It’s like wiping Vaseline off the lens of the camera.