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Mam Madlanga

@NozaMbata

K-Drama addict🥢🥡 • If it involves sports, count me in🤸🏽‍♂️•A Retired Kaizer Chiefs and Man Utd fan • Instagram : @nol_mbata

 Johannesburg
Joined September 2011
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In my next life, I want to be clueless about sports.
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taxi maths (@nolwazimhayise) profile picture
taxi maths@nolwazimhayise11h
I don't get why this family is doing reality TV when they don't want to give us their ndabaz, they all speaking in riddles, boring 😴 #LifeWithFelixMzansi
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Mimi 😂😂😂😂
Mimi (@Mimidontcare25) profile pictureMimi@Mimidontcare25Oct 31
Also, Rand Water just handed Hellen Zille the mayorship of Johannesburg
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Another thing we need to do is actively DE-CAMPAIGN the DA! It is URGENT!
Mxim (@sugeezy) profile pictureMxim@sugeezy20h
Guys, we’re in real trouble. Ebelungu are not even doing the fake smile anymore. They staring us dead in the eyes. Bayifungele i4 ka November. We need to wake up and vote.
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the narrative that south africa was "better" during apartheid is so laughable considering the horrendous treatment black people were going through but i guess we'll ignore that and focus on the fact a small minority weren't suffering. the average white south african doesn't-
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Haibo nina!!!!
eNCA (@eNCA) profile pictureeNCA
@eNCA18h
The Democratic Alliance is leading the City of Tshwane voting results with 33.9%, followed by the African National Congress at 24.9%, as residents’ voting preferences emerge. Tune in to #eNCA on #DStv403.
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These figures come from an eNCA MarkData poll asking Tshwane residents who they plan to vote for. They are not voting results. The local elections are on 4 November 2026. enca.com/news-shows-top… allafrica.com/stories/202605…
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Muntuza_Z 🌸 (@Zamaswati_M) profile picture
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@Zamaswati_MOct 31
Blacks get amused by Helen because she's using black culture to campaign 😂 you're pathetic if you think she gives a damn about you!
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Replying to @NozaMbata @Miss____Sue
True✌️🤞
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Yep.
Kanthan Pillay 🇿🇦 (@KanthanPillay) profile pictureKanthan Pillay 🇿🇦
@KanthanPillayOct 31
This is entirely Mashaba’s fault. He insourced Pikitup and gave them sheltered employment. Pikitup must be broken up into many regions and outsourced to private enterprise; preferably young entrepreneurs. If any region strikes, the others can pick up the slack.
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Ziyanda Sibeko (@sibekoziyanda) profile picture
Ziyanda Sibeko
@sibekoziyanda21h
Misinformation is so dangerous especially in a society where people hardly fact check things. It can run like a wild fire.
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😂😂😂😂
Angry citizen (@Angryci12111663) profile pictureAngry citizen@Angryci1211166322h
Replying to @gunny_sa
Yes a DA councillor-who can only act as middleman talking 2 corrupt ANC EFF admin who can damage councillor electorally by ignoring him-and u want 2 blame the DA? Either stupid or deliberately obtuse - but vote 4 whoever - ask their reps 1st who will they sell your vote 2?
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SM (@shalee__m) profile pictureSM@shalee__mOct 31
For 2 days and including bridesmaids this price makes sense. I’d definitely book her. You should also remember that weekends are busy for makeup artists. She can make that 18K with 10 clients. Also, Masante is not a regular MUA she’s PRO MAX👌🏾
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Take nothing away from Simon Harmer, Marco Jansen, the rest of our attack, our superb fielders, & the master tactician Temba Bavuma, but this spell from Kagiso Rabada set the team up for victory.
Charlie (@Shanks63331148) profile pictureCharlie@Shanks63331148Oct 31
Kagiso Rabada's first over was an absolute V12 demolition job! 💀 ⚪ 1️⃣ ❌ 4️⃣ ⚪ ❌ Renshaw ❌ Marnus Labuschagne ❌ V12 Rolls-Royce engine, purring through the Australian top order. 🏎️🔥 Rabada is absolutely UNPLAYABLE! #SAvAUS xitter.cf/CricketDani39/status/2…
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Zami Sono
@ZamiSonoOct 31
Using Gautrain from Kempton Park to the derby was a stroke of genius. I had a seamless experience from the train straight to the bus, and the same on my return.
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This other lady also arrived late and started complaining about stadium management, athi, “That’s why I will be voting for Zille” 😭😂😂😂
Lukhona Mnguni - RISE Mzansi CoJ (@LukhonaMnguni) profile pictureLukhona Mnguni - RISE Mzansi CoJ@LukhonaMnguniOct 31
Utter chaos at @FnbStadium. We arrived here at 15:20 and still outside. This poor management of such a big game is pure incompetence.
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Usheshe waposta.
MaShenge🤍 (@MpiloButhelezii) profile pictureMaShenge🤍@MpiloButheleziiOct 31
Goodnight log leaders only🫴❤️
Image from MaShenge🤍 (@MpiloButhelezii)
Image from MaShenge🤍 (@MpiloButhelezii)
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Image from MaShenge🤍 (@MpiloButhelezii)
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Cyril Zuma (@cyrilzuma) profile pictureCyril Zuma@cyrilzumaOct 31
The Soweto derby is one of the worst organized sporting events I’ve ever attended. Yoh
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Hello, what were you saying????
Chief of Staff ZA 🇿🇦 (@chiefofstaffZA) profile pictureChief of Staff ZA 🇿🇦
@chiefofstaffZAOct 30
Australia will clean up the Proteas' tail before lunch and win the series. Quite honestly, we owe Darren Lehmann an apology; when he said, "The only problem is SA wouldn't beat any of the top three [England, India, and Australia]," he was absolutely right. The Proteas are completely useless now that their character has been tested. England will soon be on our shores to finish off this pathetic team. Hopefully, the coach, Shukri Conrad, will have the courage to step down along with his minion, Temba Bavuma.
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The only toxic relationship we are not leaving 😭✌@Miss____Sue #SowetoDerby #AmakhosiForLife
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Suck on it!!
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Ankit (@punterankit) profile pictureAnkit@punterankitOct 31
Bavuma is a very limited captain, tactically. So when a batter is going after the bowlers, I don't think he can come up with many answers. Eng have a whole battery of players who will always look to go hard against SA bowlers. I think Brook will have a great series
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