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Gamecock Football Fanatic. Pretend Fitness Enthusiast. Adventurer. Amateur Chef. FILA.

Atlanta, GA
Joined April 2011
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A kid I overheard at the grocery store: “I’m gonna get my brain taken out so I can just relax” Same kid, same
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🗣️ FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH HIM
Disgusting. This is pure bigotry.
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THIS IS TAKING ME OUT SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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1 person dies under Biden it’s the end of the world. 64 die under Trump “Now is not the time to politicize things.” I despise you people so much. You don’t give a damn about humans losing life, unless the tragedy benefits you.
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You think it can’t happen. ITS ALREADY HAPPENING!
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Remember when everyone said oh the roaring ‘20s are going to come back and then we started out 2020 with a global pandemic and the world has never completely recovered? LMAOOOO
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This was the best NFL commercial of all time
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mrs. smith retweeted
At some point in the last ten years (it’s hard to tease out exactly when) we crossed a boundary that no one celebrated: Most people diagnosed with cancer in the United States of America this year will not be killed by that cancer. Yes, outcomes have improved.
Replying to @esjesjesj
Have cancer outcomes improved since all this money was allocated to cancer research?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Yes. Childhood leukemia survival rates have increased to 90% pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC28… cancer.org/cancer/types/l… "Overall cancer death rates during the most recent five years (2010 to 2014) decreased by 1.8% (95% CI = –1.8% to –1.8%) per year in men by 1.4% (95% CI = –1.4% to –1.3%) per year in women." academic.oup.com/jnci/article/1…
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Are you fucking dumb
Replying to @esjesjesj
Have cancer outcomes improved since all this money was allocated to cancer research?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Yes. Childhood leukemia survival rates have increased to 90% pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC28… cancer.org/cancer/types/l… "Overall cancer death rates during the most recent five years (2010 to 2014) decreased by 1.8% (95% CI = –1.8% to –1.8%) per year in men by 1.4% (95% CI = –1.4% to –1.3%) per year in women." academic.oup.com/jnci/article/1…
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“donald trump has signed an executive order—“ “donald trump has revoked—“ “donald trump—“
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You know who’s annoying af? The mom in American Primeval
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did my dog tweet this
Fucked up that people can just walk by your house
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it’s so embarrassing being american
The updated World Health Organization map is a sick joke
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This is how you write a headline.
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These arm gestures are not the same so stop playing in our face. -Kamala raises her arm while talking -He hits his chest and salutes 2x
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mrs. smith retweeted
Guys, it’s day 1 of 4 years. Don’t react to every little…wait, was that a Nazi salute?
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The Trump-Vance presidential term has officially begun.
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I hate his fucking voice so much
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