@NoticablyBacon

According to my degree I'm some kind of writer, but I've been writing forever. So really I'm just a guy in a lot of debt.

 Sheboygan WI
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Joined July 2013
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"Green Bay Packers, nobody will fear you going forward. Understand that." —@RSherman_25 has a message on behalf of the NFC North
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congratulations to Wisconsin for not fucking up
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I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I sure as fuck wouldn't go fucking apeshit and riot if Joe Biden were arrested for criming. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult
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holy fucking shit, "no banks failed under Trump" except for the SIXTEEN that fucking well did fail. as usual you yammering dipshits have no fucking clue and are plain fucking WRONG. yell at me all you want but here's your proof: fdic.gov/bank/historical/ban…
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Donald Trump slashed rail regulations and a toxic train derailed. Donald Trump slashed banking regulations and a major bank failed. if only we could find some common thread linking these events
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listen up, dipshits: Democrats aren't trying to take away your gas stove. but Republicans ARE trying to take away your Social Security and Medicare, and they have you so fucking gaslighted that you don't know which end is up. turn off Fox News and pay some fucking attention
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holy fucking shit, all you dipshits screamed at me for four years that DoNaLd TrUmP dOnAtEs HiS SaLaRy, well guess fucking what: his tax returns prove he never did. just one more lie to add to the shitpile of obvious fucking lies
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Elon Musk is deleting accounts that post this video of him being booed for 10 minutes last night at a Dave Chapelle show. He can’t delete us all. Retweet while you still can. xitter.cf/MikeSington/status/160…
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The source tweet for this video has over 11,000 likes and has not been deleted. twitter.com/MikeSington/st…
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how big of a stupid fucking moron do you have to be try to hide money in a company called 'Trump Organization 2'
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week. thepoke.co.uk/2022/09/30/our…
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Replying to @NoticablyBacon @freepearn
Eco tip: just drink the water as you go along, and it isn't wasted
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ROASTED by my young offspring – at Sheboygan, WI
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I got called pretty today, actually the full statement was "youre pretty dumb" but im only focusing on positive things today
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*riding Bird scooter* *in Wisconsin* Me: Look! A beaver! Cooper (8yrs): What if we saw Guy Feiri right now – at Sheboygan, WI
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I ate Buffalo Wild Wings exactly 1 hr ago because my company bought lunch. They also will need to buy more toilet paper and bathroom spray. Pray today for my bottom – at Sheboygan, WI
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everyday i lose followers and come closer to becoming a normal human again
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he didn’t ghost you- you left him speechless, babe ;)
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interviewer: how do you work under pressure? me: ...as if i’m pressured
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things that have the same energy: • running late to a class that’s 3 floors up • an asthmatic 5th grader doing the mile run in PE
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