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La'An Noonien-Singh (RP-PARODY)

@NotYourBullshit

''Not thinking you're going to die is what gets you killed.''// #STRANGENEWWORLDS RP-PARODY ACCT// Chasing the stars with @GrumpyDoc1701/DARK THEMES/Fun times/

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Lieutenant La'An Noonien-Singh -Chief of security for the enterprise -Survivor -Protective -Defiant in the face of danger -No dm rp -Mdni -MV/MS -Expect general fuckery and a LOT of yeehaw bullshit #StarTrek #Crossovers #STRANGENEWWORLDS #SweetKoala More information below⬇
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Tanzi Hart (Parody) (@VolatileShield) profile picture
Tanzi Hart (Parody)@VolatileShieldJan 28
Tanzi Hart -Former Shield. -Original Character -Former special forces. -Current assignment (redacted). -Cybernetically enhanced to stabilize her inhuman abilities. -Technokinetic. -Mercenary for the right cause. -Ships based on chemistry and not guaranteed. More below----->
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"The gorn happened..." She is visibly tense, even for her.
Fleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP) (@AdmiralGulthane) profile pictureFleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP)@AdmiralGulthane26 Aug 2024
What's happened this time? McCoy finally cracked?
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//this acct is active and searching for sls.
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La'An Noonien-Singh (RP-PARODY) retweeted
Captain Daisy Johnson (RP/parody) (@ExploreTheStars) profile picture
Captain Daisy Johnson (RP/parody)@ExploreTheStars14 May 2025
Daisy Johnson -COMMANDER OF ZEPHYR 3 -CURRENT/FORMER DIRECTOR OF SHIELD -NO DM RP -MV/MS -1931 to present day and beyond -MDNI Verses I want to explore... MOST OF THEM!! Rt Please? More information below⬇⬇
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/can you not pressure me to reply to dms on my alts? I'm not feeling well.
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//I took it post op for recovery after multiple surgeries for necrotizing faciitis. Some people out here still suffer. While I don't take it anymore, it got me through.
Nissan al Gaib (Archon) (@im_in_a_vat) profile pictureNissan al Gaib (Archon)@im_in_a_vat9 Dec 2024
Replying to @biellonuhu @CarlWinsHigh
The atoms in their head are arranged wrong. Misarranged atoms in your brain can cause: >reduced executive function >a propensity to make poor choices >no regard for self or self worth >a massive hole in your heart from a mistake you can't take back >inability to comprehend the world >non-generative states of mind >lack of appreciation for aspiration >dispair >getting stuck in local minimums along your developmental path
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Problems everywhere.
Fleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP) (@AdmiralGulthane) profile pictureFleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP)@AdmiralGulthane26 Aug 2024
Oh, Jesus! Don't tell me...
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About that...
Fleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP) (@AdmiralGulthane) profile pictureFleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP)@AdmiralGulthane26 Aug 2024
No issues on the Discovery No issues on the Enterprise No issues on the Janeway Good weekend Holiday break all round and even better, The Janeway is heading for Earth. The Refit schedule at McKinley should take about three weeks. Brand new computer system and impulse engines
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"Sorry Mr. Spock, there are ten more of you in holding." He would understand when he woke up.... maybe? Still she rushed forward to ensure her crew mate didn't injured himself as he hit the deck. "It's not like he can hear me, why am I apologizing?"
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Stuns him. "Captain's orders?"
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Punches a kirk. Any kirk. Because she's sad and misses him.
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Already did that then tagged them so they can be tracked in central security. I can't be everywhere. Plus one of the Spocks saw another Spock and they were not engaged in friendly banter.
Fleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP) (@AdmiralGulthane) profile pictureFleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP)@AdmiralGulthane25 Jul 2024
It would be useful to run a quantum resonance scan of each one. Each individual generates a particular resonance signature native to their home universe. It's more discreet that way.
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And they're being tagged and tracked so they do not get on the wrong one.
Fleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP) (@AdmiralGulthane) profile pictureFleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP)@AdmiralGulthane25 Jul 2024
That sounds like overreacting. They're all crew members of their own particular Enterprise.
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All Spocks arrested and being sorted as we speak.
Fleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP) (@AdmiralGulthane) profile pictureFleet Admiral Tom Gulthane. (Parody RP)@AdmiralGulthane25 Jul 2024
It fould be alot worse Doctor. Alot worse.
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"Multiple Spocks? Phasers set to stun!!!!!! Let's go people I know which one is the real one." And she's running off....
Leonard McCoy (RP) (@GrumpyPant5) profile pictureLeonard McCoy (RP)@GrumpyPant525 Jul 2024
"Okay, who the hell is letting all these Spocks in?! We show up for shore leave and all the sudden two more just pop up! What did I do wrong in my past life???"
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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 (@ask_aubry) profile picture
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@ask_aubry26 Jun 2024
This is so true.say anything about the cybertruck and the muskrats will come a running.
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You forgot about our resident destructive expert. The walking one.
Leonard McCoy (RP) (@GrumpyPant5) profile pictureLeonard McCoy (RP)@GrumpyPant522 Jun 2024
Just pay The Kool-Aid Man to knock it down, much cheaper than using explosive devices
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