@NotQuiteShaun

trying, failing

 between the sticks
Joined March 2025
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YOU WOULD BE UNABLE TO KILL A YAK WITH MIND BULLETS BECAUSE THEIR INNER WORLD IS FAR VASTER THAN OURS
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do we ever win away on a Tuesday?
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Calgie
@christiancalgieOct 19
Life ‘not for living’ says joyless bastards
BBC London
@BBCLondonNewsOct 19
Bikes 'not for jousting,' says Lime after duel video ➡️ bbc.in/4ibIlTe
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tori@fakeplasticboneOct 19
*getting tickled* okay bro stop lest the monster comes forth
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Charlie❕@CJ_1446Oct 18
6pm pitch black skies again
GOV.UK
@GOVUKOct 18
One week to go until the clocks go back! ⏰ On 25 October, the clocks will go back by one hour at 2am.
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Salop1977@Salop1977Oct 17
Up the Town 🔷🔶 #Salop
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MimiSchizoRambling@MimiSchizoOct 15
new converts shouldnt be allowed to make videos on theological topics for atleast 5 years
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Alrightfans MBE
@alrightfansOct 13
Your Bird’s got one eye on the run-rate
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CharlieCooke_@CookeeCharlieOct 13
'Hasn't got this much swing since 2018'
Ben Jones@benjonescricketOct 13
Josh Hazlewood hasn't got this much swing in a Test since 2018 - the last time he bowled at Kingsmead. He is so often portrayed as the metronome, in some ways fairly - nobody bowls at his pace as accurately. However - he is so, so much more than a line and length merchant.
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baby gloop@acastertwtOct 12
Just blatantly not me nan
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Matt Renshaw pre and post moustache
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autumn@autlikespastaOct 11
Church is better when theres a baby in the pew in front of you staring at you
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brii@briibtwOct 11
i'd be such a good peasant i fucking love soup and bread
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need such a weirdly proportioned table for my cd player that I might just have to bite the bullet and try make it myself
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vanessa
@vaneeeopOct 4
cuando llevo a mi perro al veterinario y en el recibo ponen su nombre y mi apellido me mata es el mejor recordatorio q es mi hijo biologico
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"What if we reached God by building something really really big?"
𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪⬢4️⃣2️⃣⬢ 𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪forty-two 𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪
@fortytoooOct 1
AI will be a better theologian than humans and will reveal more things we still aren’t aware of
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fluuhL(ustig)@verfluuhtOct 3
fruchtfliegen wenn sie eine schüssel mit apfelessig, spüli und den leichen von 200 brüdern sehen
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banging chips and 3 POINTS IN GRIMSBY I might be in heaven
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I think you'll find that me dying first in every game is for comedic effect, actually
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Sauron tracking the Ring
claret & boobs@manuelfranziniSep 27
what the hell has happened to my parcel
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