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In Twitter jail for years. Now free, making videos for the people. Parody account. Not Affiliated with Natural light

The Pit
Joined June 2011
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"I'm taking it easy tonight" *2 hours later* Bartender: what can I get you Me:
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Me: don't get too trashed tonight Also me: make an absolute embarrassment of yourself and get taken home in an ambulance by 10 pm
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Letting your girl know the rules for Saturday
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It's Friday and that's a beautiful thing in itself
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Natty Light has signed pro golfer @SmylieKaufman10 to an endorsement deal. Brand is 6th largest US domestic beer
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I'm a little drunk on you, and high on crystal meth
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Am I the only one celebrating thirsty Thursday?? come down to room 342 I'm having a dorm rager. No more than 3 ppl tho.. Rooms small
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It's probably not a good idea to blare 'ridin dirty' by chamillionare in your dorm room lmao. Just raided two rooms and found a keystone
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Any one down to drink? I won't write you up lol srsly come down to room 342 I have a loko we can split
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Just wrote some kid up for having no swag. Like have you ever even heard of a snap back kid. #Swagless
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Like 10 residents just asked if I would be their valentine lmao, not everyone can be with the big dog #ThugLife
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Hey everyone, Mike is doing rounds instead of me tonight so keep the booze low key tonight! Lol. But Srsly
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LeBron James becomes the 1st player in NBA History to shoot at least 60% from the field and score at least 30 points in 6 straight games.
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Just bonged a beer and I'm supposed to be on duty in 4 hours. If you see a drunk RA that's me LMAO
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Just wrote some kid up for being a GDI. Lmao what a fag
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I can smell underage marijuana smoke on the third floor! Stop smoking or at least let me have some pot. Lmao #College
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That awkward moment when you've hooked up with like 12 of your residents.. fuck it whose got a beer? Lmao
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Just put a keg in my room, I'm about to write myself up lol #cray
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Doing rounds in 30 minutes so hide all the underage drinking! Or just give me a beer lol! #college
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