Douche Bag RA

Am I the only one celebrating thirsty Thursday?? come down to room 342 I'm having a dorm rager. No more than 3 ppl tho.. Rooms small

It's probably not a good idea to blare 'ridin dirty' by chamillionare in your dorm room lmao. Just raided two rooms and found a keystone

Any one down to drink? I won't write you up lol srsly come down to room 342 I have a loko we can split

Just wrote some kid up for having no swag. Like have you ever even heard of a snap back kid. #Swagless

Like 10 residents just asked if I would be their valentine lmao, not everyone can be with the big dog #ThugLife

Hey everyone, Mike is doing rounds instead of me tonight so keep the booze low key tonight! Lol. But Srsly

Just bonged a beer and I'm supposed to be on duty in 4 hours. If you see a drunk RA that's me LMAO

Just wrote some kid up for being a GDI. Lmao what a fag

I can smell underage marijuana smoke on the third floor! Stop smoking or at least let me have some pot. Lmao #College

That awkward moment when you've hooked up with like 12 of your residents.. fuck it whose got a beer? Lmao

Just put a keg in my room, I'm about to write myself up lol #cray

Doing rounds in 30 minutes so hide all the underage drinking! Or just give me a beer lol! #college