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not the shell

@NotMaurcel

I don’t know I just got here

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My mom and step dad got into an argument on the way out to eat dinner. (My mom and I were up front, and he and my sister were in the back. He threatened to get out of the car and my mom said told him to. He in fact did get out of the moving car and smack his head on the pavement
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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I totally get how Jesus was prepared to die at 33
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I will forever love this show
Nostalgia (@nostalgiaa) profile pictureNostalgia@nostalgiaaOct 31
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (2001)
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The best part about arguing with dumb-as-dirt conservatives on here is when they mute/block you after you confirm for them and the rest of this website that they are, in fact, dumb as dirt.
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If you’re the target demographic for this ad, do us all a favor and never vote or procreate
Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) profile pictureHeather Champion
@winningatmylifeOct 23
"Liberals are the new racists."
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At this point I really just want Trump’s brain to just like…stop working entirely
Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) profile pictureRapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47Oct 23
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Yall couldn’t put in this effort while Mitch was missing for months getting prepped for his Weekend at Bernie’s???
Fox News Politics (@foxnewspolitics) profile pictureFox News Politics
@foxnewspoliticsOct 20
SPOTTED: Ilhan Omar's oldest daughter Isra Hirsi was seen pulling into the driveway of Omar's D.C. home Saturday night — nearly one week after Homeland Security Investigations raided the residence as part of an immigration fraud probe. Two days later, Omar's second daughter was seen arriving at the home along with a woman who appeared to be the young teenager's caretaker. Omar has not been seen in public since the raid. Her husband Tim Mynett has appeared multiple times to walk the family dog, telling reporters they're "annoying the hell out of the neighbors." Full story here foxnews.com/politics/ilhan-o…
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@StarWarsNewsNetOct 15
Wake up babe, a new Biddy Blas edit just dropped. 🎥 boltsmcsteezey on TikTok
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Translation: “This doesn’t intrigue me because there is a woman in the director’s chair and I didn’t read this book.”
Keaton (@Keaton4iz) profile pictureKeaton
@Keaton4izOct 13
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Unfortunately, as much as I love Narnia, this doesn’t really have me intrigued… It looks heavily reliant on CGI, whereas the original had a distinct atmosphere and tone that made the world feel immersive and tangible. That sense of magic feels a little lost here… it’s giving modern Marvel vibes…
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Mad the Stitt is happy about the game. But at least Abbott is sad.
Governor Kevin Stitt (@GovStitt) profile pictureGovernor Kevin Stitt
@GovStittOct 10
Boomer!
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Wow Texas. Just wow.
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Few things are more annoying than a passionate idiot who is convinced they’re a genius.
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@problemsthotsOct 2
BECKY IM SHAKINGGGGG
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It’s not an exaggeration in any way to say that if Obama did any of the things that Trump has done/is doing, conservatives would have impeached and imprisoned him within a work week.
Boston Smalls (@smalls2672) profile pictureBoston Smalls
@smalls2672Sep 25
Republicans during the obama era
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I can’t wear my Thunder hat in LA now???? Maaaaaaaaan
Mari (@ohhhthatsMari) profile pictureMari
@ohhhthatsMariSep 22
Replying to @LawyerNumberOne
if its not on here u good
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@gorillaz_brSep 15
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@LegionHoopsAug 27
Cameron Brink: “I don’t even know what his name is… Enes Kanter. He’s a stupid piece of sh*t.” (h/t @zavanchy)
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Director: hey guys did you finish the sequence introducing the pollution monster? Animators and Tim Curry: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked Director: what
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NFR Podcast (@nfr_podcast) profile pictureNFR Podcast
@nfr_podcastAug 25
ISAIAH RASHAD TINY DESK CONCERT🎙️ SETLIST: • Heavenly Father • SAME SH!T • West Savannah • Headshots (4r Da Locals) • Wat's Wrong • BOY IN RED • M.O.M. • SUPAFICIAL • RIP Young • SCARED 2 LOOK DOWN • GTKY • 4r Da Squaw • Prayers Up xitter.cf/nfr_podcast/status/209…
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