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It started out with a fish How did it end up like this? It was only a fish IT WAS ONLY A FISH!
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It's very funny that we have collectively decided every band will have a list of songs they intend to play, but before they do the last two they have to walk off stage and come back like that wasn't always part of the plan
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This Survivor auction might be the only thing keeping me going right now
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I don't even know how to reach out to my most at risk friends. Texting "Hope you're feeling okay" seems messed up because of course they're not
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Mason 🐙 retweeted
Will@L0nz0_Mo3 Nov 2024
Everyone knows it’s Maryland, Cali, New York, and Texas
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I'm starting to think The Sanctuary (Where good things happen) might have burned down between seasons #Survivor
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Mason 🐙 retweeted
Aysha@AyshaLikeAsia24 Oct 2024
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on E! news they just described timothee chalamet in this getup as ‘unrecognizable.’ i can easily recognize him
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Ten years on this hell site. Disgusting.
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Just got startled by a rustling paper bag. Things are going great.
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im assembling a team #survivor47
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Telekinesis is just Bluetooth for your hands
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Replying to @pokimanelol
@pokimanelol
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Elon spent the last few days pitching a fit over Zuckerberg saying he worked with the White House to suppress stories about Hunter Biden lol.
Jay Bookman@jaysbookman29 Aug 2024
I strongly urge you to click on this NPR link about the Trump campaign's disrespectful actions at Arlington National Cemetery. Just click on the link, see what happens.
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But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many Steve Harveys as usual.
David Dennis Jr.@DavidDTSS24 Aug 2024
There’s a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why
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Using a Fast Pass at a busy amusement park feels like crossing a picket line
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The horror 😱
Acyn
@Acyn15 Aug 2024
Trump: You're all going to be thrown into a communist system. You will be thrown into a system where everybody gets health care.
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I've been trying to get these slip on shoes on the telephone wire for hours :(
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If we're being honest Two-Face really has two half faces, making him One-Face
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Why does this fire hydrant look like Jeff Probst?
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@AMikeBloomType is CBS doing more Guerrilla marketing?
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