@NodeDuh

Bad Parody Tweets about Node point JavaScript Since 1995

 San Francisco
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Joined August 2011
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  • Followers60
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TechFlunk@TechFlunk5 Jul 2015
High Demand for Technology Cats with Node.JS Experience
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TechFlunk@TechFlunk15 May 2015
Mining big Data With professional Apache millennial Node.js buffoons
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[email protected]@joedevivo13 May 2015
Replying to @argv0
@argv0 github.com/NodeOS/NodeOS/pul… never forget
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NODE.js is not gluten free.
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Beetle Juice@Betelgeuse_36 Apr 2015
Replying to @NodeDuh
@NodeDuh IT'S SHOWTIME!
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WHY IS THE COFFEE GONE?!? Oh, right; NodeJS.
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TechFlunk@TechFlunk12 Feb 2015
Wintersmith scares our children.
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Adam Schay@hoobdeebla7 Feb 2015
node 0.12.0 is finally out, after almost 2 years of being stuck on 0.10. too bad everyone already has iojs installed :|
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TechFlunk@TechFlunk29 Jan 2015
It's like Have I Been Pwned?, but for turgid Node.js developers
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TechFlunk@TechFlunk26 Jan 2015
Radical new startup like MyLife, but for noxious event loops
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Laurie Voss
@seldo12 Dec 2014
Flames, flames on the side of my face.
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Mikeal Rogers@mikeal2 Dec 2014
Initial release of io.js github.com/iojs/io.js/issues…
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Horse JS@horse_js31 Aug 2014
not many babies in software
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Marquis@MarquisO26 Jul 2014
Followed a node.js twitter account because I thought it was parody. But it wasn't parody. Oh how we laughed.
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Shit HN Says@shit_hn_says13 Aug 2012
I'll often drop down to node.js if I really need to be close to the metal
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Ryan Zezeski
@rzezeski27 Mar 2014
Gonna rewrite Riak in 100 lines of node. Come at me.
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7-10 years experience nodeJS
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Jason Scott@textfiles12 Mar 2014
JSConf, a JavaScript conference, has rejected my offer to speak on the creation of JSMESS, so that tells me all I need to know about JSConf.
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jessica card@jessicard12 Mar 2014
so @tomdale is single handledly bringing the node community back together after @jennschiffer failed
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npm support@support_npm7 Mar 2014
Replying to @alexisChicoine
@alexisChicoine unfortunately we're not really sure what's wrong - maybe consider reinstalling?
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