Regular,But Unnecessarily Bougie,Capricorn✨👩‍👦‍👦

Somewhere 👋🏾
Joined August 2011
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vitamin d seeing everything it has to fix in my body
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Imagine this…
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“We could’ve been married by now” - a fuck nigga
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i’ll jump out my sleep and eat a rice crispy then go back to bed i never gave af
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Why would you ever do anything besides be sweet to me
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this has me giggling so much omfg that’s big bob dont play
who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭
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love when people laugh at the end of their songs like yeah that was fun
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Idk why I think I can do a silk press on my scoop of hair
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getting sent money u didn’t ask for is very sexy idk
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I got on a plane for the 1st time last week and all I gotta say is…yall niggas is crazy
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No more naps. 😭 All of a sudden there’s this thing called homework. Your baby teeth are falling out and nobody seems concerned. You’re learning that numbers have rules. Adults keep asking you what you want to be when you grow up. Like, ma’am, I just got here.😭
Grade 1 is actually a hard grade if you think about it.
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I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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He only ordered you one box of pizza and he know you big…and then you got these lil ass water bottles
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Why y’all not together then
Dating is so hard when you were previously in a relationship with a good man. Like why do you think I’m going to settle for you, MY EX man was devoted to me SO why will I SETTLE FOR YOU
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Cuz my mama put a perm in my head when I was 6
as a man why didn’t you make it to the NBA or NFL?
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Homegirl told me her homeboy called her drunk in his feelings confessing his love and that he’s ready to build a life with her. Said they were on the phone for like 6 hours planning a future. Toward the end of the call her told her he got a baby due December 9th. LMFAOOOO niggas
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Actually… you wouldn’t be able to do that
When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me
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are you dead ass your honor
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mr. big
I just don’t care about Carrie I’m sorry
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