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Never leaving this place
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Want to blow Republicans’ minds? Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires. President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority. Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.
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Going “Full MAGA” changes a person: literally.
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We simply cannot thank Tulsi Gabbard enough for her brilliant debate prep with Donald Trump. 🤣🤣
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Nick Wooster retweeted
Best Wimbledon look of all time? —
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A friend sends:
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Nick Wooster retweeted
born to say “are you fucking retarded?” forced to say “no worries! let’s circle back later”
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BREAKING: When a judge today asked Donald Trump if his claim that Mike Pence had the right to refuse to certify Biden's victory also means that Kamala Harris has the right to refuse certifying the election if he wins in 2024, Trump froze for 7 seconds before saying “No.”
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in n out tastes so fucking good when you don’t have a bitch from the east coast in your ear telling you it’s mid
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Not the point, but how does this man still not have AirPods; is Hollywood paying him in doll hairs??
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Nick Wooster retweeted
OMG. Another vote for meme of the day.
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Do as Jack Smith suggests, read it for yourself. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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Nick Wooster retweeted
He wore the pearls for Hockney!
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Just appointed at CNN
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What’s is going @Delta with the luggage from flight 308 at LAX? It’s way past the 20 minute guarantee.
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On this week’s podcast, the king #menswear in the digital age @NickWooster open.spotify.com/episode/2IL… #thenumber
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**COMING SOON** Super excited to drop the latest episode of my podcast with the ‘Woost God’ himself @NickWooster . . . 🎙️🎙️🎙️ – at Montréal, Québec
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