The official voice of NickMom: We're making motherhood... #motherfunny! Tune in every night at 10PM ET on the Nick Jr. channel.

Joined December 2011
Today’s our last day! We’d pour one out for NickMom, but we don’t want to waste the coffee. We'll miss you!
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We have landed on Mars. WHY CAN'T WE SILENCE THE COOKIE BAG?
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Nothing scares us more than when one of our kids says "Can you not come in the living room for a few minutes?"
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Wow, cinnamon scented candles hide the unmistakable odor of multiple children surprisingly well.
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We settle this #PumpkinSpiceLatte thing once and for all.
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When people call your kids "spirited" what they really mean is: demons from the netherworld.
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If you've ever said something easy is "like taking candy from a baby," you've never tried to take candy from a baby. A baby will cut you.
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Chewing on the carts builds immunity, right?
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This is why we love taking the kids to the playground.
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Parental... advisory?
This. Never. Works.
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What, you thought we forgot?
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Thanks for the one inch of space, kids.
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But those first 2.5 seconds really are nice, aren't they?
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There's nothing like playing in the sunshine.
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That darn Crock Pot.
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A LOT has changed.
Here's why it doesn't bother us when our husbands avoid laundry:
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