"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." Brewer, freelance philosopher, surfer & good times expert.
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What's everyone think the #hashtag is for tomorrow's megaholiday? I'm thinking #joints4jesus
That or "on the third day, he got faded."
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How has Elon been talking about eliminating waste and fraud and all that, and this fool hasn't mentioned the DMV one good-god-damn time?
That's how you know this some bull
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Haiku #3
Heavy falling night,
Silence fills in through cracks.
How will you catch it?
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Haiku #2
Beauty finds a way;
Some flowers bloom in the field,
Others through concrete.
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I'm not sure why I still exist on Twitter, maybe it's to share these random haikus I've written:
Haiku #1
In a modest room,
The wind speaks a simple truth,
The pane cannot hold.
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Ever think about who's having the better solo career, ketchup or mustard? I feel like Jordan is mustard here
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RIP Kris. To all those who wanted country music to be some lame ass flag-waving false patriot shit, Kris Kristofferson and his ilk were always a middle finger to that notion
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Bilbo Swaggins retweeted
Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong' theonion.com/supreme-court-o…
Happy Hoagiefest to all who celebrate. May the shortis be ample and the classics remain forever classic
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And tonight in sports, Dan Marino scorched the Patriots Saturday for 8 TDs. More on this game at 11 🏈
#tecmosuperbowl
