Be Water, My Friend. Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now water can flow or it can crash -brucelee #Opinion is my own
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You guy, si you chomaa some nyakee we feast, I like kulaing' fresh tanyes and touching some kubwa tanyez @grok english please
When you see some lazy, jobless, aimless but ageing X-geners in Loresho, Kilimani, and Woodley in clubs drinking alcohol and smoking,
Just know these are children from families of former prominent politicians and businessmen who made a fortune during Jomo Kenyatta's regime.
These old-aged children are either waiting for their frail parents to die or plotting to eliminate them so that they can take these properties and sell them.
They speak some funny Sheng,
For example, you will hear a 60-year-old man saying,
"You guy, si you chomaa some nyakee we feast, I like kulaing' fresh tanyes and touching some kubwa tanyez"
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Do not despair of mercy · Reflection 4
The Qur'an calls people not to lose hope in God's mercy.
— Qur'an 39:53
A little wisdom. Every day. #DailyWisdom #Reflection
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Sina tatizo na kua na mitizamo ya kisiasa..ila mwanaume kuamini hawezi sogea bila mwanaume mwengine kidini ni laana ckubwa sana hii..Mungu awarehemu vijana wenye mitazamo kama hii
Yeremia 17:5
Nyao wanalamba matajiri wakubwa nchi hii sembuse sisi baraka. Hana mazingira ya kulamba na hawezi kukataa kulamba kama mazingira yanamruhusu. Nyie si mnasema tu hapa.
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Is there any normal person who believe Nayib Bukele of Salvador is invading Haiti cause of "4 technicians who went missing. The mistake Haiti did was to be 1st country to get independence in 1804 & having wealth. Below is barbecue interview telling truth
Pèp ayisyen,
Nou prèske fin deplwaye sòlda nou yo ak ekipman nou yo sou tè Ayiti. Sa a se pa yon operasyon kont pèp ayisyen an, ni yon envazyon peyi Ayiti. Nou pa yon gwo pisans. Nou pa gen okenn enterè ni pou nou vin domine pèp ayisyen an, ni pou nou mete men sou richès Ayiti.
Nou se yon peyi modès k ap devlope. Sèl sa nou vle, se pou kat teknisyen avyasyon nou yo tounen lakay yo. Epi n ap bay gang yo yon leson, gang sa yo k ap fè pèp ayisyen an soufri, ki touye moun pèp la renmen yo, k ap anpeche l viv yon lavi nòmal, lib, san laperèz.
Se prèske nou menm sèl k ap peye pou operasyon sa a. Menmsi nou resevwa yon ti èd lojistik nan men kèk lòt peyi, se ak pwòp ti kès nou n ap kouvri 90% nan depans yo.
Sa koute nou chè, men nou te aprann nan pwòp soufrans nou: jistis ak lapè pa gen pri. Nou te pase nan menm soufrans Ayiti ap travèse jodi a. Nou te viv yon beny san ki te pi terib toujou pase sa pèp ayisyen an ap sibi kounye a. Nou konnen sa sa vle di: viv nan laperèz, pa fè politisyen konfyans, pa kwè okenn moun ki pwomèt l ap ede w. Paske pèsonn pa t vin ede nou, e moun ki te vini yo pa t gen bon entansyon nan kè yo.
Men nou te rive chape anba sa. Apre 200 lane soufrans, finalman n ap viv nan lapè, e jodi a nou se peyi ki gen plis sekirite sou kontinan an.
Nou pa vin ann Ayiti pou nou touche lajan, paske pèsonn pa peye nou pou sa. Nou vin ann Ayiti pou nou goumen kont mechan yo.
Men sa m ap mande nou: fè nou konfyans, lapriyè sèl vrè Bondye a, epi mande L pou L geri Ayiti.
“Lè sa a si pèp ki pote non m lan lapriyè nan pye m, si yo soumèt devan mwen, si yo pran chache m ankò, si yo vire do bay vye peche yo t'ap fè yo, m'ap tande yo nan syèl kote m ye a, m'ap padonnen peche yo, m'ap fè peyi a kanpe ankò.”
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Ede nou ede Ayiti.
Epi lè misyon nou an fini, n ap tounen lakay nou. Petèt jenerasyon Ayisyen k ap vini yo ap sonje nou kòm zanmi ki te vin ede yon lè.
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This guy shared what you should do for 30 days if you feel stuck, exhausted, and unmotivated.
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He says they told him it was a rescue.
Allegedly.
Nobody mentioned the two Malinois.
Now this German Shepherd is filing his own report, one caption at a time, from the couch to a closet floor.
He covers the endless nights. He covers the brochure, which apparently left a few things out. He covers having to raise them, and he has opinions about that.
You can watch his tone change from room to room. It starts as a complaint and ends somewhere else.
By the last shot he's reached a conclusion about what he was really brought here to do. I'll let him say it.
The Belgian Malinois was probably the best-behaved one in Walmart.
Calm, on a leash, minding his own business. Meanwhile, shoppers couldn't agree on what breed he was.
German Shepherd? Dutch Shepherd? Some kind of German dog?
The dog couldn't have cared less.
But here's where I draw the line.
I love dogs. I've got a German Shepherd mix myself. Bring your dog into Home Depot, Lowe's, or Rural King, and I won't think twice.
But Walmart's grocery aisles? I'm not a fan of pets wandering around where people shop for food.
Service dogs are a different matter.
And to be fair, this Malinois did absolutely nothing wrong in the video.
So I'm curious. Are you fine with dogs in grocery stores, or should they stay home unless they're service animals?
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Kitu inafanya Kenya tukk nyuma in Tech ni juu tu ya corruption. Morris Mbetsa a Kenyan Tech guy invented this technology for KPLC. As in the video, he showcased his presentations which problem he was solving. Hao cartels wako Kenya Power kama hawangekua sahii hata haungekua unaenda kwa jirani kueka tokens ati juu zako zimeisha. Haungekua unahitaji kukua na mainswitch ndio uzime stima yako. Stima ikipotea haikua inahitaji utoke nje uone kama kwa jirani kuna stima ndio ujue ni tokens ama ni stima haziko. Hizi vitu zote ungekua unafanya tu na simu. Hata sijui hizo 20 digits unaeka ndio upate tokens you could not even need that. All you need is just a smartphone and internet. And anything to do with your electricity ungefanya ukiwa any part of the world. Hii ni project yake to KPLC in 2020. 6 years later bado haijakua implemented juu ya corruption and those cartels in KPLC. Tag KPLC waone vitu wanawacha kuadapt in technology na kazi ni kutupea kitu inakaa remote ati anytime stima inapotea unafinya some digits ndio upate tokens. Hiyo ishapitwa na wakati. We need new technology
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Based on your tweets:
Politician: John Magufuli
Dictator: None obvious
Religion: Christianity (Mungu, Jesus, blessings)
Artist: Bruce Lee energy
Famous person: Bruce Lee
Political party: CCM
Rich or poor: Content Tanzanian who values home over abroad
Positive, formless like water, skeptical of narcissists and Lucifer music.
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Ten million people have watched a comedian accidentally destroy the entire TED talk industry.
He filmed the talk once at TEDxNewYork in 2014 and openly admitted he had nothing to say.
Speaking coaches charge $5,000 to teach the exact tricks he used in 6 minutes to say nothing at all.
His name is Will Stephen. He is a comedian from Late Night with Seth Meyers who was invited to give a real TED talk and used it to prove the format is a costume anyone can wear.
Every TED speaker opens with a question, tells a personal story, cites a scientist, and shows a chart. Stephen did all four in six minutes with zero content.
His entire formula fits on a napkin.
Gesture with both hands. Ask the audience a question anyone can answer. Tell a mildly embarrassing story so they say aww. Point to a stranger on a slide and call them important. Flash a chart of random numbers. Wear glasses with no lenses. The audience will think you are brilliant.
That last trick alone has probably cost the public speaking coaching industry a hundred million dollars in sessions clients should have skipped.
"If you watched me on YouTube with the sound off, you would think I was a genius."
That is Will Stephen on the TED stage, three minutes into the talk he was paid to give. He wasn't lying.
Executives pay $15,000 for a keynote coach and still open with a joke the room never laughs at. Founders rehearse their pitch for weeks and still sound like Stephen at minute four, saying "wagga wah, gabba gabba" with authority.
The talk is free on YouTube. The method is written across every TED speaker's playbook for ten years.
Stephen still writes for Seth Meyers. Almost none of the ten million viewers have stopped nodding at empty slides since.
The formula is free. The willingness to actually say something before your next keynote, pitch, or townhall is the entire edge.
What's up @grok, based on my tweets, who am I:
▪️Which politician
▪️Which dictator
▪️Which religion
▪️Which artist
▪️Which famous person
▪️Which political party
▪️Which rich or poor person
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