@NewDadWhoDis

I'm a new, first time dad and it's insane.

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined January 2017
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I can't get used to the name we picked for the baby so now I'm calling him Donkey as in Donkey of Shrek fame.
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My baby just threw up all over my @napalmdeath shirt and I'm not sure if that means he hates or loves them.
Teething suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
Motorcycles: We Hate Sleeping Babies But We LOVE To Wake Them Up©
Today's baby nickname: Crank Sinatra #newdad #babynames
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Today's baby nickname: Brat Pitt #newdad #parenting #babyboy
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HONEY I ACCIDENTALLY FILLED THE BABY'S BOTTLE WITH RED BULL Oh god, is he sick HE'S GOT ME IN A HEAD LOCK AND IS SAYING I'M A NERD. CALL 911
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Babies can ride horses, just not for very long.
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Having a baby is incredibly hard.
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ret@rad_milk8 Feb 2017
hello this is my daughter Korn, pronounced like Corinne – at Los Angeles, CA
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Classic prank idea: walk around office carrying blankets like a baby and when people walk over to see the baby it's just a #footlong sub.
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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin7 Feb 2017
she was a nap machine // she kept her diapers clean she was the best damn baby that I've ever seen
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Nobody has ever or will ever shit as much as my son. #Science #factsmatter #prouddad #newdad #howisthisevenpossible #itisinsane
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My baby son is the enemy of sleep and champion of pissing and shitting. Cool life skills, bud.
Today's baby nickname: Farty McFly #backtothefuture #mysonfartsalot #grossbabiesoftwitter
My baby does this cool trick where just as you're about to close his new diaper he pisses himself so you have to start over. SO. COOL. #jerk
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Brian Shaper@TriandDad1 Feb 2017
Replying to @NewDadWhoDis
he owns you now. – at Pennsylvania, USA
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Thought it would be a cool idea to get my baby a waterbed instead of crib & now he won't stop listening to "the heat is on" & wearing shades
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