@TriandDad

Trying to be a great Dad, Husband, and triathlete. Tweeting my way through this crazy parenting thing. Tweet me some good advice or stories.

 Doylestown, PA
Joined December 2016
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Spend $100s on toys and all she wants to play with is a $.99 bottle of water.
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Right when you think you cleaned up all of the 💩 from the blowout. Then she pukes all over the place. #dadlife #noendinsight #ParentingGoals – at Pennsylvania, USA
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Anyone that says baby's sleep 15 hours or more a day is lying or doesn't have kids #dadlife #parenting #trianddad – at Pennsylvania, USA
Forget white noise, Buddhist monks praying puts my baby to sleep in no time. #dadlife #dadtips #trianddad – at Pennsylvania, USA
Flat tires suck but on the trainer?? WTF. #triathlontraining #Triathlon #trainerride #trianddad – at Pennsylvania, USA
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After a whole day with a baby that won't eat I can't wait for the pain of the trainer 🚴. #trianddad #trainerride #triathlontraining #dadlife – at Pennsylvania, USA
There's an epidemic out there. Retweet this so we can stop the craziness. #rollrage #tp #properroll – at Pennsylvania, USA
I think I'm in the dadzone. Getting tons of stuff done and keeping baby happy at the same time. #dadlife #dadzone #newdad #gettingitdone – at Pennsylvania, USA
My watchdog hard at work. #dadlife #parenting #greyhound – at Pennsylvania, USA
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Helping my wife in the kitchen. My work is done here. #OCD #DadLife #kitchenimpossible – at Pennsylvania, USA
My brain thinks the body it controls is still only 25. This can be painful for both. #dadlife #gettingold #stupidsnow – at Pennsylvania, USA
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Life-Saving Hacks Every Parent Should Know healthyway.com/content/life-…
Bubbie the baby whisperer. #grandparents #bubbie #dadlife #generations #daddyslittlegirl #DaddyDaughter – at Pennsylvania, USA
Me: I'm board Wife: do you want to vacuum? Sweep the floor? Fold the sheets? Do a load of laundry? M: (silence) #MarriedLife – at Pennsylvania, USA
Vaseline is WD40 for babies. Any red or rash area gets it and it's good to go. #dadlife #parenting #fatherhood #dadthoughts – at Pennsylvania, USA
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#dad tip. Wear white T-shirts so that baby puke blends in. #dadlife #fatherdaughter #parentingtips #parenting #newdad #trianddad – at Pennsylvania, USA
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3 wet farts by the baby is the signal to walk the dog. Be back in 20min #dadlife #parenting #fatherhood #MarriedLife #dirtydiaper #notmyturn – at Pennsylvania, USA
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The poop machine is off to a quick start today 💩. She has been awake for 20 min and we are on the 4 diaper. #dadlife #parenting #stinkybutt

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