Proud villager from Chiruvati Buhera! Chief Chimombe area & kwasabhuku Gondo surname yedu🫡 Netombo is the clan💯🕺 Caps United FC 🇿🇼! Food Scientist! Gafa!

Buhera, Chiruvati!!!
Joined November 2017
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In January 2023, it took me a week to tell my wife that I had been fired from my former employer. She ended up finding the dismissal letter in the bag I used for vending leather products in the Harare CBD. Shasha yanga yatova Vendor mukadzi achifunga kuti munhu ari kumukira kuMurungu😔😭😂😂😂😂😂
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Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.
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Four years ago, we conducted a land use planning exercise with a farmer based in Marondera. At the time, he was travelling abroad and back was clear about one thing: he did not want complicated, high maintenance services. He wanted something simple, practical, and easy to maintain. We suggested an orchard. We agreed on a phased strategic implementation plan: 1. Start with the orchard low maintenance fruit trees, especially mangoes. 2. Add a mushroom hub using fruit waste, peels, and crop residues as substrate. 3. Then add fruit drying turning surplus mangoes into dried fruit for longer shelf life and better prices. Today, he is doing it on his own. And here are the breakdown we used in his plan. Cost Breakdown Phase 1: Orchard Establishment (50 mango trees) Item Cost (US$) Mango seedlings (50 @ US$3) 150 Land preparation & planting 100 Manure / compost 100 Watering cans, hose, basic tools 80 Basic fencing 300 Labour 150 Total Phase 1 880 Phase 2: Mushroom Hub Item Cost (US$) Convert existing shed (ventilation, humidity) 150 Substrate materials (straw, crop residues) 50 Mushroom spawn (5 kg) 40 Polythene bags, trays, sterilisation tools 200 Basic humidity control 150 Training / extension support 50 Total Phase 2 640 Phase 3: Fruit Drying Item Cost (US$) Locally assembled solar dryer 1,800 Packaging materials (bags, labels, boxes) 150 Slicing & preparation tools 100 Training & food safety compliance 50 Total Phase 3 2,100 Overall Investment Phase Cost (US$) Phase 1: Orchard 880 Phase 2: Mushroom Hub 640 Phase 3: Fruit Drying 2,100 Contingency (10%) 362 Total 3,982 Orchard: 50 trees × 200 kg = 10,000 kg of mangoes. · Fresh sales: 6,000 kg at US$0.50/kg = US$3,000 · Drying surplus: 4,000 kg fresh → 400 kg dried at US$16/kg = US$6,400. · Mushroom hub: 450 kg per year at US$6/kg = US$2,700. Total potential annual revenue: US$12,100 Less total investment: US$3,982 Potential net income: US$8,118
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When all is said and done, we gotta give @Mathuthu & @zimlive their flowers for the brilliant coverage
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When it comes to farming people in the diaspora think they can start what a call these days "PROJECTS" & let their trusted family members run it for them. It always turns out bad dont for one second think you can run things from a distance without the right structures in place. Employ fewer workers experienced ones. Manager & assistant. Ensure the manager is a lot older than the assistant. Pay them a good wage! Give them an incentive like performance bonus, free housing, school fees. Make them feel worth their effort. Its important you know ow how to manage your labour. Hire consultants before you do anything. If you planing on doing arable pay for mapping & soil testing. If its livestock pay for advice so you understand the whole process & know what you getting into. Farming is a VERY serious business & tough. If you are going to do it go ALL-IN & give it your best shot.
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You guys have been my day ones, this started as something for vibes, till I got some serious feedback to take this seriously and now I have developed a full site where some of the work is now automated. Kindly visit vadziyivemoto.com/.
I got bored and created a searchable database of everyone who received cars, cash, and gifts from Wicknell Chivayo. The North remembers. This record will be useful one day. Search: chivhayobeneficiaries.netlif… Anyone missing?
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Replying to @AQululu66418
We’ve already responded to you numerous times via DM on different social media platforms. The response isn’t going to magically change just because you’re asking the same question on X now. /Flo
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Ka Blaz kane rough aka but chine chiri chokwadi. 😂😂😂
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I really hate coworkers who make work miserable for everyone. We’re all here trying not to starve to death. Do your job, I’ll do mine, we get paid and go home. No need for unnecessary drama.
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I’m currently in a situation that I once judged🥺
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Niggas be atheist until the plane start shaking
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the final stage of being smart is playing dumb
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To be financially stable, you need to learn how to disappoint women.
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Lets change the mindset 🚨 @Tatenda_Agro Most Zimbabwean farmers think in seasons. Plant in November. Harvest in April. Rest for 8 months. The most profitable farmers think in cycles Here is what a properly planned 1 hectare looks like across 12 months: CYCLE 1 Tomatoes (August–November) Variety: Tengeru 97 (Open Pollinated) Seed: 1 500 Yield: 30–50 tonnes Net profit: 6 000–16 000 Dry season prices hold at 0.40/kg. CYCLE 2 — Onions (February–June) Variety: Dina F1 hybrid (Starke Ayres) Seed: 1 700 Yield: 20–40 tonnes Store until July–August when prices peak Net profit: 3 000–11 000 CYCLE 3 — Butternut (June–September) Variety: Butter Bush OP Seed: 900 Yield: 15–25 tonnes Shelf life 3–6 months — sell when prices recover Net profit: 1 800–6 500 Same 1 hectare. Three cycles. Three income streams. Combined annual net from 1 hectare: 10 800–33 500 That is 900–2 791 every single month from one hectare of properly cycled crops. The farmer who plants once and rests earns once. The farmer who cycles earns three times from the same piece of ground. Which one are you?
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This farmer had hectares but no direction. We gave him a land use plan, mapped his soil, found his water, designed every zone with purpose. He didn't need more land. He needed a plan. Let's build yours.
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I artificially inseminated my mongrel goats with Boer Goats and they are all giving birth at the same time 🤝. Very pleased. Cuties kids you can imagine. #SurvivingGutu
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