Emperor of Mankind retweeted
Imagine being 16 years old and your grandpa takes you on a months long adventure to secure military support for an insurrection and to fuck every woman encountered in the process.
We had one from a kid that said "Thanks for dying so I don't have to."
We hung it up where everybody could see.
What kind of "reckless visitors"?
We know.
Reckless visitors are destroying Yellowstone's iconic thermal pools with trash trib.al/Y1FiFXN
Lmfao
EXCLUSIVE: James Lindsay is a swinger who had a nazi mistress he had an affair with.
She leaked EVERYTHING on the anti-Woke Right crusader, from the sexts, to secret handlers, to pedophile sex cults.
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Emperor of Mankind retweeted
"An anthropology major? What are your top 3 favorite ethnicities?"
". . ."
"Okay, too hard. Bottom three ethnicities?"
Emperor of Mankind retweeted
Conversation with my wife earlier today:
Wife: "So when is your woodworking project actually going to be done?"
Me: "Probably by next weekend."
Wife: "But you said you were going to finish it this weekend."
Me: "Yeah, I'll be finishing it tomorrow."
Wife: "So it'll be done tomorrow."
Me: "What? No, not for another week."
Wife: "But you said you'd be finished with it tomorrow."
Me: "No I didn't. When did I say that?"
Wife: "You said you'd finish it tomorrow."
Me: "Yeah, I'll finish it tomorrow. I just need to sand it down first and then I'll finish it. It won't take long."
Wife: "Ok, so it'll be done tomorrow?"
Me: "Tomorrow? No. How could it be done tomorrow? It'll take at least a few days"
Wife: "But you'll finish it tomorrow."
Me: "Yeah, exactly."
Wife: "That doesn't make any sense."
Me: "What doesn't make sense?"
Wife: "You're going to finish it next weekend?"
Me: "No, I'm going to finish it tomorrow."
Wife: "And then it'll be finished?"
Me: "Well, yeah."
Wife: "So it'll be finished tomorrow."
Me: "No, it will be finished next weekend."
Wife: "Ugh. I just want you to finish this project."
Me: "Yeah, I'm finishing it tomorrow!"
Wife: "Can you please just finish it soon?"
Me: "I AM FINISHING IT TOMORROW."
Wife: "WHEN WILL IT BE FINISHED?"
Me: "NEXT WEEKEND."
Wife: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"
Emperor of Mankind retweeted
Them: Dawn of War Mephiston is not real. He cannot hurt you.
Me: …but he can hurt you.
Them: What?
Me: What?
It was the perfect crime.
Stevie Wonder has filed a lawsuit in order to evict a woman who has been living rent-free on one of his properties for nearly 40 years.
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